We’re using this post to search for our new Busted Coverage secretary.

So this must be what TMZ meant when the outfit claimed to be getting into sports news: Anna Kournikova’s mom arrested for child neglect!

Did you guys realize Anna has a 5-year-old half brother? Same here.

We’re not going to look it up, but one has to wonder if both NFL league championships have been played in domes.

The Weather Channel is going to have a hard time keeping us interested in the 7-day forecast. We suggest more leg from the new weather bunnies they’ve been trotting out.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the 14 Scariest Athletes Competing At The 2010 Olympics [The Angry T]

This chick splits her bobsledding pants on TV [Examiner]

Which leads us to linking to the GIF version of the bobsled butt [Tirico Suave]

Doug Flutie rocks out at after-party for new Massachusetts Senator (don’t miss dudes wife) [Barstool]

Katie Cassidy is your newest NHL WAG [MTV]

A svelte John Daly weighs in on Tiger Woods controversy [Devil Ball]

Mississippi St. football recruits love visiting Starksville & The Pony strip club [Buster Sports]

The NCAAs version of Ivan Drago – with hair like a young Brenda Warner [Rumors and Rants]

Taco Bell founder dies – A Look Back At The Bell’s Greatest Moments [Asylum]

25 Police ‘Fails’ [Manofest]

The Girlfriend Application All Women Must Fill Out Before Dating BC Editors [Holy Taco]

Today’s Tail:

6 Pornstars To Take Home To Meet Mom [Gunaxin]

Amy Winehouse looking like a hot guidette for season two of Jersey Shore [CelebSlam]

Cheryl Tweedy is the most photogenic woman ever? Now that is bold [Popoholic]

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace & her giant boobs out on the town (NSFW Ads) [BoobieBlog]

Keeley Hazell underboob for those of you who desire such galleries (NSFW Ads) [Dirty Rotten]

Meet Kylie, your newest Victoria’s Secret angel [Uncoached]

Amanda Righetti bends down to pet a dog….the Internet goes berserk [HQ-Celebrity]

Real Housewife of NYC socialite will get naked for March Playboy issue [PopCrunch]

We’d eat oatmeal and blueberries off Whitney Port’s stomach every morning [The Grumpiest]

Yesterday we showed you Danni Minogue…today it’s Kylie in lingerie [Don Chavez]

Some of the new Arizona State chicks to pose for Tempe12 [BroBible]

….we close with bacon bourbon caramel corn! [The Bachelor Guy]

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The economy has been rough in case you haven’t noticed, which left us no choice but to turn Busted Coverage Photo Editor Big Gay Rich into a freelancing editor.

But when the big guy hit us up with an email this morning with a hot chick and a dorky MLB pitcher, BC’s “MLB Pitcher At Halloween Kegger With His Hot Girlfriend” fund was tapped.

That white guy would be Jensen Lewis, a Cleveland Indians pitcher with a 3-9 career record, with his bikini model girlfriend Audrey Kingsbery who has been featured on BC before for her skin-tastic work for Tempe12.

That’s right boys, a below .500 record coming out of the pen gets you this kind of tail in the 21st Century.

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Tags: Audrey Kingsbery, Cleveland Indians WAGs, Jensen Lewis WAG, WAG
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Tempe12 genius David Freedman took one of his models to Howard Stern’s Sirius studio this morning where Arizona State junior Paulina Sherwood was to become Miss Howard TV for November.

And BC Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor was listening as Paulina was talked into riding the Sybian.

His report of the morning antics after the jump…

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Tags: Miss Howard TV, Paulina Sherwood, Tempe12
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It’s been a few months since BC has found a crop of hot women wearing NFL jerseys.

You’d be shocked at how many freaks out there dream of an under-30 woman wearing a Tony Romo jersey even though he’s like the 10th or 12th best QB in the NFL.

Debate all you want.

But today David Friedman, the genius behind Tempe12.com, provides us with the “Hot Chick Wearing A Randall Cunningham Jersey,” photos.

That isn’t something you see every day. We’re actually thinking an AFL 50th Anniversary gallery is a decent idea.

We’ll effort Friedman and see if that is in the works.

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The reason why we all love tweeting on twitter.

Raining here in West Lafayette. Love walking to the glass.

I can’t believe the Mariners lost to the Royals last night, come on guys, step it up.

Don’t do anything dumb this weekend.

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

Columnist use inappropriate metaphor to describe John Elways [Sportress of Blogitude]
Vick is going to do nasty things for iggles [The Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Lets meet Billy Gillispie [Rumors And Rants]
UEFA’s excellent fail [Dirty Tackle]
Shaq plays scrabble with Jimmy Kimmel [NESW]
Lawyers, guns, and money Mayweather [The Sporting Blog]
Is that chick too fat? [Holy Taco]
Greatest driving exam fail [Tasty Booze]
They have strippers in Akron? [Sports Crackle Pop]
UCLA volleyball needs to losen up a bit [uncoached]
More big boobed Denise Milani [MoonDog Sports]
Hot chicks pranked [Hail Mary Jane]
Hot blonde Hanna Hilton [Buge Hoobs]
Some more Triana Iglesias [Frat Fury]

Tags: Afternoon Dump
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We continue our 16-part series “College Football Countdown ‘09″ with a look at former University of Arizona volleyball player turned Tempe12 bikini model, Kara Bauman.

Nothing gets Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor excited like a hot (female) athlete who can handle a gun.

Art reports, “She’s also a fierce advocate of the Second Amendment.”

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Tags: Arizona, bikini model, guns
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*Just to prove it’s still the same site, just with a new look, we give you our first Cassie Keller (left) photo of the new era.

Yep, Busted Coverage has grown up.

Out is the archaic WordPress theme featuring the Tempe12 models that started to feel like our wives. We went to bed with them, woke up with them, cried with them, got angry with them sometimes.

In is the work of Grandmaster B, a design genius who happens to be one of the easiest design geniuses we’ve ever worked with. He won’t talk down to you and will bring things to your level if coding isn’t your M.O.

Please understand there are tweaks that need to be worked out. Don’t email us. We can see the problems, too.

Hopefully you’ll find the new toys on the site. New photo gallery options, photo widgets all over the site and a modern look for a year or so.

Now, time to get to the T&A.

- BC

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Quick, name Kyle Boller’s employer.

Same here. No idea.

So how is it that beer cart girls even comprehend Boller’s celebrity status? Is there some sort of underground network of marginally cute beer cart girls that send word via texts that semi-famous football players are on the course?

The cart girls were out at the Happy Gilmore Open over the weekend in Tempe and had a camera.

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Tags: Happy Gilmore, Kyle Boller
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What have the Arizona State cheerleaders been up to this offseason, you ask?

BC Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor (more of his work at Blog on the Run) has the latest news out of Tempe and as you expected, it includes bikinis and famous men.

Busy past couple weeks for the Arizona State cheerleaders. First they had tryouts, then the premiere with Wolverine where they posed with Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman. Capped it with a bikini birthday bash for a teammate’s 19th birthday. There seems to be some perks (and perky ones) that come along with being a cheerleader at ASU.

Huge Jackman was interviewed at the Wolverine premiere and said he loved Tempe and was moving there.

We’re trying to figure out if Hugh said that before or after the Sun Devil cheerleaders got close to him for a team photo.

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Tags: Arizona State Cheerleaders, Bikinis, Hugh Jackman, Pool, Ryan Reynolds
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Update: Here she is, Colt David’s sister. Lance O’Brien is our winner. Now contact us.

Sorry for the lack of entertaining, riveting sports blog posts today.

As one blogger said about us this week, “You can masturbate and look at sports at the same time,” or something like that.

We rarely do this kind of stuff but since it’s a little slow around here today it’s game on.

The above body belongs to a college football kicker’s sister. The kicker plays for a top-25 program. She’s a freshman and has done some work wearing the Playboy logo.

If you can guess who she is (or her brother’s name), we’ll send you prize (Tempe12 calendar or a book, your choice).

Game On!

(We’ll reveal this bosom to the world tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. EST.)

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From: The Desk Of Art McGregor, Busted Coverage Special Assignment Reporter

RE: Ranking The Pac 10 Based On Hot Chicks (Part 5 of 6)

• Hottest of The Big 12

• Hottest Of The Big Ten

• Hottest Of The ACC

• Hottest Of The Big East

My readership in Oregon did me a solid. That’s one sentence I never thought I’d write. Before we get into my Pac 10 rankings, please take a look at Katelynn from Oregon. To those of you in Lane County and the rest of the 541 who sent in pictures of America’s hottest cheerleader, thank you much and [regional slang for “good job.”]

What’s it like to be Katelynn? Seriously. I mean, every eye in a room (even the glass ones) have to turn toward her whenever she walks in or climbs in through a window though I doubt the latter really ever occurs.

In that same room, I’d be eavesdropping all over anybody’s face who merely talked about her. That’s how it works with eavesdropping. There needs to be talking. I doubt I’d have a chance to do it if the people were using sign language. I only know the first four letters in sign language (and none in braille).

Oh yeah, Oregon has just the fifth hottest girls in the Pac 10. If Katelynn’s looks are unsportsmanlike to the rest of the female population (go ahead and flag her ass), the look Arizona State girls bring to the beer pong table flattens all competition.

I’d gander half of you readers have never set foot in the Pacific Time Zone (what’s the deal with the time zone in Idaho and eastern Oregon, anyway?) so I’m here to set the record straight on which schools on the southpaw coast should be supplying our coed fantasies. Did that sound as hokey as it felt?

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