
From: The Desk Of Art McGregor, Busted Coverage Special Assignment Reporter
RE: Ranking The Pac 10 Based On Hot Chicks (Part 5 of 6)
• Hottest of The Big 12
• Hottest Of The Big Ten
• Hottest Of The ACC
• Hottest Of The Big East
My readership in Oregon did me a solid. That’s one sentence I never thought I’d write. Before we get into my Pac 10 rankings, please take a look at Katelynn from Oregon. To those of you in Lane County and the rest of the 541 who sent in pictures of America’s hottest cheerleader, thank you much and [regional slang for “good job.”]
What’s it like to be Katelynn? Seriously. I mean, every eye in a room (even the glass ones) have to turn toward her whenever she walks in or climbs in through a window though I doubt the latter really ever occurs.
In that same room, I’d be eavesdropping all over anybody’s face who merely talked about her. That’s how it works with eavesdropping. There needs to be talking. I doubt I’d have a chance to do it if the people were using sign language. I only know the first four letters in sign language (and none in braille).
Oh yeah, Oregon has just the fifth hottest girls in the Pac 10. If Katelynn’s looks are unsportsmanlike to the rest of the female population (go ahead and flag her ass), the look Arizona State girls bring to the beer pong table flattens all competition.
I’d gander half of you readers have never set foot in the Pacific Time Zone (what’s the deal with the time zone in Idaho and eastern Oregon, anyway?) so I’m here to set the record straight on which schools on the southpaw coast should be supplying our coed fantasies. Did that sound as hokey as it felt?
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