Posted: Nov. 18, 2009

Premise of Video: We figure this was shot during the 2nd intermission because this guy is either seriously toasted or has a mental issue. The arena DJ throws on House of Pain’s “Jump Around.” (That song was released in 1992, by the way. Yeah, your ass is getting old.)

Climax of Video: Well, let’s call him Toby. The Tob-ster gets his ass out of the seat and jumps around. For the entire video. Even through fans making fun of him. Something tells us it was $1 beer night in Cincy.

Conclusion: Toby moved more in that one minute than his video game playing ass has in six months. Kudos to him and get the guy some oxygen.

Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor is at it again.

He has discovered what we are calling “America’s Hottest College Freshman Cheerleader.”

Say hello to Jackie Chelf, an Oregon freshman who just happens to cheer for the hottest cheerleading team in college football history, according to single BC editors who know such things in life.

To save you a Google search: her Facebook account.

As a sidenote, you also get a glimpse at what four years of UO cheerleading will mean to a woman’s body. Katelynn Johnson will leave school so hot she’ll get modeling offers and a shot at cheering for the Portland Trailblazers.

We’ve been allowed access into the world of Brooke Hundley’s Facebook account and the disgraced former ESPN employee and Steve Phillips bed partner is opening up on the WWL for what she calls “childish antics” and claims the company wants to prevent her from gaining industry employment.

In a thread started yesterday morning, Hundley says that “ESPN has decided to take all my work from the season, my 20 yrs old collector’s edition SI, all my baseball media guides w/ contacts & my yankees stuff hostage.”

That’s right, she wants that SI back, dammit.

Why doesn’t a woman like Jennifer Hawkins ever sit next to us on a plane?

Didn’t catch much in the world of sports last night but kept thinking about the Silverdome up for sale with a purchase price just over a half-mil. Um, that place cost over $50 million to build. Talk about a serious drop in real estate value.

We’ve been to the Silverdome a couple of times. It’s not a horrible place but it’s in a horrible location. As for the idea that the owners will put a soccer team in that hulk, that seems ludicrous. The electric bill alone would trump the 1k or so fans in the building.

Great suggestion: scrap it.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the Bengals cheerleader who clocks in at 41-years-0ld!!! [Deuce of Davenport]

Speaking of old, the Ric Flair-Hogan Australian press conference is old school [NextRound]

Seriously? ESPN ditched this Italian soccer reporter chick? Makes no sense to us [DJ Mick]

Erin Andrews stalker was doing even more stalking than originally thought [CNN]

Seriously Part Two: Auburn has a sideline shitter? [Dr. Saturday]

Here is some bullshit: Passengers flying out the day after Super Bowl will pay $50 surcharge [Sporting Blog]

Great Question: Where the hell did the awesome commercial characters go? [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Seriously…a Euro soccer dork thinks soaking his ankle in placenta will heal it [Rumors and Rants]

Ooops: 30 Moments That Weren’t Supposed To Happen But Ended Up Funny [Manofest]

Boob Terminology -  A Lesson In [Holy Taco]

Today’s Tail:

In Continuing Victoria’s Secret News: the ladies overtake Times Square! RAWRRRR! [Coed]

WAY NSFW! Joanna Krupa’s Playboy nudies leaked [Nerve]

The Carmen Electra Sex Tape Teaser [Don Chavez]

35 NSFW Sexually Charged Billboards That Get Men’s Attention [BroBible]

5 Things Learned From The Miss Universe Sex Tapes [Gunaxin]

Look, honey, with a name like Candy Ace you have to be really dumb and full of silicone [Uncoached]

Leighton Meester. Naughty. Leather. GQ Magazine. [HQ-Celebrity]

Yes! Bar Refaeli in lingerie and swinging from a rope chair [Popoholic]

If you like Latinas in suspender bras named Ana Carolina this is for you [Guyism]

Um, awesome! G4 hires porn star Sasha Grey to visit the Australia Adult Expo, report back [G4]

Boobs and NFL betting lines – pretty much all you need from the Internet [Vegas Gab]

…and a great Christmas gift for the guy who likes to hide a pin-up in his tie [The Bachelor Guy]

Candy Ace looks like she knows how to have fun.

Not feeling the best today so no time to talk.

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

NCAA refs and conspiracies [Guyism]
Fake trade rumors to generate pageviews [Major League Jerk]
Cribbs down and Quinn accused of cheap shot [Midwest Sports Fans]
Michelle Wie will only win 23 times next year [Sportress of Blogitude]
Only a matter of time for airlines to cash in on the Super Bowl [The Sporting Blog]
Wonder if the Arsenal FC dressed like this for Halloween [Sports Crackle Pop]
You know you are B.A. when you take Jon Stewart’s cab [Coed]
A user’s guide to boob terminology [Holy Taco]
Is Stevie the hottest girl on the planet? [The Hot Quest]
Is Candice Cardinele the hottest Latina on Earth? [Anyguey]
Just keep it within the family [Head of Fred]
Carmen Electra lesbian love (Could be NSFW) [MoonDog Sports]
Indians vs Pilgrims, sexy Thanksgiving costumes [Muff Slap]
Shannon James is smoking hot [Buge Hoobs]
Which girl has the best behind? [Reel Pretty]

Hot girls with nice rides. Perfect.

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Since  many of you guys are lonely, can’t get chicks and depend on BC to break up your afternoon sessions of Colin Cowherd and PlayStation, it’s time to give you Click-A-Chick.

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And the Sammy Sosa white face hilarity continues.

Sosa celebrated his birthday last weekend in Miami so there were the usual gaggle of Latino & Latina types. Picture a room full of people named Jose, Roberto and Shakira.

Anyway, Sosa invited local radio guy Enrique Santos, a guy who is well known for his morning radio show where he is sorta like the Howard Stern of Spanish America.

Of course Santos is going to make a scene. It makes for great radio. Cue up the Latino guy wearing a black face in honor of the birthday boy!

Ohio State students are just a few hours (or so) away from the annual Mirror Lake swim where they’ll pray on a Bible to not get a STD from one of Ohio’s greatest cesspools.

Swimming in Mirror Lake always takes place the Thursday night before the Michigan game. It’s known as a huge drunk-fest where freshman dorks can actually come to the middle of campus and see some bare boobies. Thursday’s forecast in Columbus? Rain, low 40s.

Since we’re still pretty much like a geeky freshman at heart, we compiled the “11 Greatest Photo Moments In Ohio State Mirror Lake History.”

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Anna Kournikova’s days must be interesting.

Wake up, open up the doors to another sunny Miami morning, turn on some Enrique and figure out what exotic fruit she’s going to have with her smoothie. Then, after a light but hearty breakfast, it’s gym time. Awesome pants are put on. Oh, and she can’t leave the house without a shirt that’ll show off her Florida tan.

Life rolls along for the hottest tennis player to never get a Michelle Wie-like spraying.

[Big League Screw]

There are embarrassing moments in team basketball defense and then there are 10 seconds of film that end up on YouTube and will be guaranteed to go viral.

Enter Western Washington (Bellingham) University’s basketball team. That is them in the lane with their arms up. The guy on his ass is former WWU basketball player Tyler Amaya.

He’s a graduate who returned with some traveling team for a Nov. 12th pre-season warmup exhibition against his alma mater.

So there we were flipping between basketball games and ABC’s new super-fantastic sorta sci-fy masterpiece, V, when a eureka moment in our evening occurred.

Laura Vandervoort, who plays Lisa (a hot, young seductive alien), has a bedroom scene with one of the Earthlings. We won’t bore you with the complete details but the teen boy isn’t supposed to have some alien invader in his mother’s house because she works for the F.B.I. and law enforcement isn’t down with such things.

So Laura (Supergirl in Smallville), being the smart alien that she is, gets out of her uniform and into something a little more enjoyable for all involved. Bra and panties.

Say hello to one of primetime TV’s highlights of 2009. Goodbye Jimmy Dykes and whatever ESPN game was on. Our attention had shifted.