From The Emmanuelle Vaugier File:

Birth Class: ‘76

From: Vancouver, B.C.

Assets: Humble (she recently worked with Uwe Boll, but did not have to)

Vices: Does not specify whether $15 price of signed autograph (available on official website) is in U.S. or Canadian dollars.

Hobbies: Flying her two miniature poodles Lily and Isabelle between sets and residences in Los Angeles and Vancouver.

Where You’ve Seen Her: Smallville, you idiot

Charlie Sheen knows what he’s doing when it comes to women. Well, not exactly, because he marries them.

His best move was bringing Ms. Vaugier onto Two And A Half Men. She has turned a 2006 Maxim spread into movie and sitcom stardom.

We’ve been boned up ever since. Hail to the Canadian chick.