Adidas now sponsoring Wisconsin female bong teams?

And we thought our FREE SH!T was pretty cool.

Now Coed Magazine goes and finds a sponsor that will fly your broke ass down to Miami sans actual tickets for the national title game.

2 free tickets and you are responsible for the rest so get busy making friends on South Beach to have a place to crash.

When you get herpes and run up a $2,000 Visa bill you can thank the guys at Coed.

Today’s Dump:

Brad Smith actually walked away from this [100% Injury Rate]

7 fictitious NBA movies to catch this Christmas [Cuzoogle]

10 things more stable than NBA coach’s job [World of Isaac]

A Boston cheerleader debate : Celtics or Pats [Uncoached]

Go Gators chant taken as racial slur by convicted felon [College OTR]

Well, well, well look who’s back – blogger namesake returns [Deuce of Davenport]

Top 10 all-time hottest Octagon Girls [Manofest]

Top 10 hottest calendars for 2009 [Coed]

Speaking of calendars, Simoni Racing has one you’ll like [on205th]

Jessica Alba wants in on this 2009 calendar party [Banned in Hollywood]

7 moments of dumb from airport security [Cracked]

Truth in advertising on fat chicks chest [Blog of Hilarity]

Every boyfriend/husband’s internal Christmas wish list [Next Round]

Today’s Tail:

Aylar Lie goes for an outdoor shower [Holy Taco]

Speaking of Aylar, here is her famous video [YouTube]

Kristen Stewart looking pretty homely and pale (NSFW Ads) [Dirty Rotten]

Seriously, how would it take to get into sack with cow Oprah? [CelebSlam]

Carly Ann Rose if you are bored and want to stare [GorillaMask]

Type South Beach Girls into Google [BugeHoobs]

Lesbians to call in sick on Day Without A Gay [Gunaxin]

This blogger fascinated with NYC women in boots [MacGsWorld]

A few Latina chicks who talk loud and have hot bodies [Machochip]