“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• We’re pretty disappointed in the drunken news out of Pittsburgh for the Backyard Brawl. Only 34 underage drinking citations were handed out.
• A Canadian mother is in trouble for allowing prize fighting in her backyard. “We took a collection for pizza and water after the fight, and if that’s what their interpretation of that is, I’m sorry,” the 36-year-old mother said.

• A Boise State football player actually turned himself into police on Thanksgiving Day after a warrant was issued for his arrest for failure to appear on underage drinking.
• Oh, look, a Boise basketball player does the same.
• It doesn’t appear this Wisconsin footballer will ever be allowed back to campus for alumni celebrations.