Listen up ladies: avoid the starches tomorrow for a body like Michelle’s.

Is that white guy from Notre Dame the dorkiest looking Caucasian in college basketball?

Luke Harangody is what pops up in a visual dictionary under corn-fed.

We’re thinking of letting the office workers go home early here at BC. The higher up editors are promising happy hour margaritas which usually turns into at least 6-7 doubles.

It’s a bitch waking up on Thanksgiving with a hangover but someone has to do it.

Today’s Dump:

Where your sports blog falls in Thanksgiving food chain [Cuzoogle]

Blogger hangs out at Maui Invitational – Day Two [Rumors and Rants]

LSU fans roll with a solar powered cooler [Friends of the Program]

Poll: What is the best name in roller derby? [Steady Burn]

Be thankful for NFL cheerleaders this Thanksgiving [Sports Crackle Pop]

Turkey Norv Turner somehow still has a job [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Boys behind the Whizzinator are in a little trouble [Machochip]

Pole dancing bike cab is an interesting invention [Don Chavez]

13 things to watch for in Steven Segal’s reality show [Next Round]

What celebrities would look like if they juiced [Live The News]

Don’t even think of buying these GI Joe toys for your kid [Cracked]

5 worst things about making doody [Holy Taco]

Today’s Tail:

Eliza is hot in a non-hookerish way [on205th]

Not all of the hot women have left Detroit, some are soccer dancers [World of Isaac]

You aren’t coaching this WAG [Uncoached]

Thank you God for Bianca [Coed]

Heidi & Spencer: the first honeymoon photo you’ll want to see [Derober]

We woke up and there was Abigail Clancy [Salty Milk]

Michelle Lombardo won’t be hitting starches with this body [CelebSlam]

Roxanne from Hollyoaks does Maxim [CamelTap]