“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• As fratties at Oregon State attend Beavers game, their house explodes due to natural gas leak. Phi Psi President saves day when he notices leak, evacuates house (even the house dog) and watches as place blows to pieces. This comes just weeks after one member was arrested for allegedly raping a 21-year-old student in house during party.
• Giants tackle Karem McKenzie not punished for DUI arrest, will start today.

• Rapper who had part in Madden’06 has been jailed on bank robbery charges. No word if he’ll be capable of composing works for ‘10 in his cell.
• These economic times have caused two University of Northern Iowa football players to make cash on the side selling pot. The bad part is that the cops were onto them.
• Not bad – only 47 arrested/ejected at Gators – Cocks ass kicking.