I’m happy to report that Matt, Ann and Al haven’t made it back to the United States. The “Gods” are doing their job.

Did you know they have 3 bars in Antarctica? A bowling alley? Shocking!

Also, enough of the Ice, Ice, Baby.

It wasn’t necessary for NBC to send these blowhards to remote spots around the world. How about sending them to Georgia where you can’t even flush after taking a leak at a UGA football game. Or how about one Tennessee town where the drinking water is gone.

Ok, enough of the eco-rant for one day. No need to talk about that football game last night. The NFL is New England and all the teams that will never be good enough to beat the Patriots. The Steelers are dreamers. The fine folks of Georgia must have been crying at the site of all that rain in Pittsburgh.

As the Big Ten winds towards its season-ending weekend, it’s time to start looking at bowl predictions. There are seven conference teams that have become bowl eligible so someone is going to the Motor City Bowl. Scout.com says it’ll be Sparty but they still need whats seems elusive 6th victory.

By the way, our favorite eco-chick, Jolie, has a new movie coming out.

Today’s Dump:

Stand and cheer for your team, get arrested [WAFF 48]

The arrest report from MSU-UM game [The State]

Being a killing machine good, buying Playboy and Penthouse bad, say religious wackos [TimesOnline]

Be careful when shaking opponents’ hand [Washington Post]

Nebraska deserved it [Larry Brown Sports]

Looks like a charge to me, can I get a replay? [YouTube via Oregonian]

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