Angelina takes time out of adopting third-world children to pose with dogs

Al Davis has to be the biggest jackass in sports.

This crusty asshole fires his coach after a 1-3 start and replaces him with an offensive line coach. What, the defensive backs coach turn him down?

Oh well, it’s his money. Enjoy paying Kiffin, stupid old man.

Today’s Dump:

Could Dick Stocton ruin the Cubs run to a World Series? [Rumors and Rants]

Looks like the Bengals have found a new DT [Holy Taco]

Tony Mandarich lets cat out bag, admits steroid use [World of Isaac]

Top 5 NFL replacement coach options for teams looking [Bush League]

California blogger calls Al Davis a raisin, rips him [The Play In CA]

Poon wrap-up from the Nebraska-Va. Tech classic [MacGsWorld]

Penn Staters enjoy a little slip-n-slide before game [Tailgating Ideas]

Yeah, Brady Quinn should have stayed in college [Uncoached]

Arkansas/Texas rivalry bet proves only idiots live in Texas [Friends of the Program]

In honor of last night’s one and done – the All-Sudden Death MLB team [Fan Nation]

ESPN offers super secret Charlotte tickets to ‘insiders’ [Brahsome]

Some genius starts tip jar to help Wall St. tycoons [Don Chavez]

Genius MILF headline from Philippine newspaper [Tasty Booze]

Toolbox Vicious Vic needs a good ass kicking [Uncoached]

The greatest Obama shirts being worn by white kids [Boosh Magazine]

The sexual diary of woman obsessed with Yale law student [College OTR]

Today’s Tail:

Jennifer Aniston bikini update (with photos, stupid) [on205th]

NBA dance teams get their shake it on [Angry T]

Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews (female) [Coed]

Danielle Lloyd nearly showing all the goods in Loaded [Dirty Rotten]

Natasha kept us busy for like 5 minutes [Gorilla Mask]

Blogger would do anything to lick Eva Mendes [Bright Black Internet]

A chick who likes posing on hoods and motorcycles [Hottest Girls of MySpace]