SDSU student to give away v-card to highest bidder. The shame…

For all of you who really care, Busted Coverage is 1-0 in the Super Blogger Fantasy Football League after taking out SI’s Jimmy Traina in Week One.

Next up: Deadspin.

As for our NFL game picking ability, 10-6 in the Cuzoogle pool, good for a 7 way tie for 3rd place.

In other news, Ohio State is now up to +11 at some books. Keep pushing that number higher, America. Vegas loves you.

Today’s Dump:

Natalie Portman slams beers at the US Open [on205th]

Wooooooo! Ric Flair’s daughter takes Taser in fight with police [Blog of Hilarity]

Guy racks up 45,000 minutes of phone sex in 40 weeks [Brahsome]

White Alabama fans love to Cha Cha Slide at tailgate [Don Chavez]

Black guy, Greg Oden, impresses ladies, sings NSYNC [YepYep]

10 NFLers who need to open their own pubs [Uncoached]

Browns fan who takes shit from his buddies [Holy Taco]

The Shawn Merriman ruins career experiment is over [ESPN]

The growing legend of Matty ‘Ice’ Ryan [Next Round]

Pol wants Jose Canseco St. to disappear [Machochip]

Have another drink you drunk [Tasty Booze]

Why? Toilet themed restaurants [Bright Black Internet]

Today’s Tail:

San Diego State U. virgin to auction her v-card [Coed]

Heidi Klum manages to slip into this pair of jeans [CelebSlam]

Jeanette a perfectly good reason to pick up German FHM [CamelTap]

Lindsay Lohan floppy side boobage [Dirty Rotten]

This chick got the implants and likes showing them [Gorilla Mask]

This Italian chick is a hot piece of ass [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

A reminder that Tony Romo sleeps with this [Derober]