Noel gets pushed out of bounds to stop the clock.

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Not the least bit sports related and we don’t give two shits, it’s going into the Cuff ‘Em. Noel Gallahger gets drilled by this guy (see video) during the Virgin Festival in Toronto last night. “After a five minute hiatus, Noel Gallagher emerged to lead the group through another song before Liam Gallagher emerged silently to sing their popular hit “Wonderwall,” reports TheSpec.com.
• East Carolina might have had a big win but there is some bad press to go with it. Police are accused of hammering fans trying to get onto the field after the game. Alums not impressed by the fuzz.

• Florida Gator fans get juiced up, rowdy and arrested following victory over Miami. 50 arrested.
• Speaking of Florida arrests from this weekend, a former track star had a loaded .40 caliber that didn’t impress police.
• This U. of Arizona football player shows how to get into even deeper trouble then he was already in by getting a DUI Friday night.