Fly. 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Dawg (seen above) is in the can for pulling a gun on another teen to steal his hat and shoes. It just happens that the punk is also a stud high school football player in Texas.
• Listen up Bowling Green State University football players. Finding a credit card and then walking into a store to buy an Xbox with it doesn’t usually go well. Morons never figured the store cameras would catch them.

• A DUI at Cal will get you a one-game suspension.
• Oh look, the guy who kicked the shit out of KC coach Tom Gamboa is going back to the can.
• A cheerleading coach (sorry, male) accused of sex acts with under age girls. Chris Hanson would like a word with you, sir.