From The Eva La Rue File: 

Age: 40+

From: Long Beach

Famous Quote: “Showing the world you’re having fun is what makes you stand out”

Famous For: Miss La Rue was a regular character on All My Children and had a movie career back in the day.

Vices: Likes riding horses

Assets: The boobs still look nice

This is everything you can ask for in a lady who is into her early 40s. She works, has money and the body hasn’t lost its hotness. All women reading this should model their lives after Eva.

Just imagine if your secretary looked like this. Private lunch dates sound nice.