Tebucky shows his “grab ass” technique 

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Tebucky Jones goes to casino to roll the bones, throw down some Benjys and play grab ass. Wrong move, sucka. The former Patriots safety faces several charges, police say, after Jones allegedly inappropriately touched a women’s ass. All hell broke loose and punches were thrown. Expect video sometime this week.
• This is not in the sports realm but does likely involve frat boys causing trouble at a Jones Beach O.A.R. concert this weekend where police say the drinking was out of control. 24 minors were taken to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

• This dismissed Arkansas linebacker can’t stay out of trouble. Smoking dope  seems to be Mr. Fairchild’s favorite off-field activity.
• Sad: Youth basketball coach shot and killed in argument over a burger.
• The Olympics are off to a rousing start. Polluted air, steroids and 16 policemen killed in a border fight with Muslims. Yee Haw!