Our estimate: $23,567 worth of silicone. More pics of Sophie and the twins.
So that trade for CC Sabathia was a good idea for the Brewers. He’s going to look pretty good in a Yankees uniform next season as the team opens the new Stadium. The guy looks like he’s a glazed donut away from exploding, but that arm is golden.
Had enough of the Brett Favre bullshit? We haven’t. How about 6 more hours of coverage per day from the World Wide Leader. He’s going to Tampa…… No….Minnesota….Never get along with Gruden…..Too much of a gunslinger….
We’re even more intrigued with the Bears QB situation. These idiots are fun.
Today’s Dump:
2008 Olympians are already sporting milk mustaches [Coed]
Are you a degenerate gambler? Place coin on the Olympics [Cuzoogle]
Chris Kaman will be in Beijing thanks to great-grandparents [Angry T]
Olympic grandma beats some mugger ass [Steady Burn]
Larry Johnson, Mike Tyson hit the Vegas club scene [Friends of the Program]
The coach in the middle of the Winnipeg cheerleader scandal resigns [Madden Cowboy]
We’ve said it before: Kirk Ferentz has lost control of team [Rumors and Rants]
10 sports rivals unlikely to star in Step Brothers 2 [Gibbs12]
Gossip Girl pisses off parents’ group [Holy Taco]
Kicked in the nuts world record holder hails from States [Tasty Booze]
Today’s Tail:
Just your random San Antonio Spurs dancer in a bikini [Don Chavez]
Working on CSI set dangerous to horny men [Flatusyahu]
Sophie Monk is either cold or excited [Drunken Stepfather]
Janice Dickinson and implants leave dentist office [CelebSlam]
Amber Heard looks respectable in August Maxim [CamelTap]
WAG Off Day 8: Holland vs. USA [on205th]
Top 10 Italian WAGs [Bright Black Internet]
It’s football season: time for does of Jennifer Wolcott [Next Round]
