What a moron. He’s on the phone while Carrie tans half naked on some beach. 

Here is the plan today: watching women’s golf (in person), avoid lightning strikes, pool time and beers.  

Get us those links for tomorrow’s dump. Many of you are slacking.  

Today’s Dump:

Boner alert! Carrie Underwood hits the beach [CelebSlam]

Tapping into an ARod, Kravitz & Madonna conversation [Liquid Generation]

Watch it as ARod strokes it to Madonna [on205th]

Mottram lets loose on Titletown bullshit [Mister Irrelevant]

Paula Creamer goes 60-65 to lead tournament; has nice legs [World of Isaac]

Countdown to Miss Universe is on [Cuzoogle]

How to kill an entire golf course [Tasty Booze]

Olympics will have some great late-night ent. [Bright Black Internet]

It’s going to be rainy at BC HQ; this should keep us busy [Coed]

Possibly the most disturbing photo you’ll see all day [Uncoached]

Ice T’s b$%ch Coco is quite patriotic [Celebidiot]

One way to fill up the gas tank [Banned in Hollywood]