Several notes from this drunken brawl at HyperFest 2008, which took place back in June:

• Nice duck from the thrown object

• A cheap shot is defined as hitting a guy when he’s being choked out by another dude

• Don’t cry after taking said cheap shot

• Always bring a backup shirt after original gets covered in blood

• It’s never good to keep running your trap after having it pounded

There you have it, folks. Just another year of white guys who like import cars and cheap American beer.