Several notes from this drunken brawl at HyperFest 2008, which took place back in June:
• Nice duck from the thrown object
• A cheap shot is defined as hitting a guy when he’s being choked out by another dude
• Don’t cry after taking said cheap shot
• Always bring a backup shirt after original gets covered in blood
• It’s never good to keep running your trap after having it pounded
There you have it, folks. Just another year of white guys who like import cars and cheap American beer.



