Ladies, of course we missed you, especially Sheri Daniels

Thanks to all of you who visited while we were on vacation. Pumping out 7-8 posts, each day, for several months takes a toll and ensures that vacation is a must have in the summer. So here we are, July 6, and the football season is fast approaching.

We pop a chub just thinking of all the tailgating, bongs, Southern chicks in sun dresses and a little pigskin.

BC is back and primed for a run through the late summer and fall to provide you with the best football drunken coverage you won’t see in the daily newspaper or on ESPN.

Today’s Dump:

ARod stolen from family by cultish sect? [NY Post]

Rampage-Griffin wasn’t exactly a classic [Cage Potato]

We’d prefer to see a UFC guy try this [Coed]

Blogger celebrates a major milestone – one year in blogosphere [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Buy Phil Mickelson’s house [Sports By Brooks]

It’s good to be a Yankee [Ryan Parker Songs]

World’s Hottest Rite Aid Shopper! [Flatusyahu]

Tara Reid continues Hollywood comeback [Drunken Stepfather]

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey stroll the beach [Banned In Hollywood]

Kim Kardashian and her fat ass out on the town [Bright Black Internet]

How to embarrass the boss: Post his breakdancing video [Holy Taco]

Posters that will really motivate your lazy ass [on205th]

Gabrielle Richen will give you reasons to get motivated [Uncoached]