We’ll save you the trouble…YES

Since we are steering this alcohol fueled boob vessel this week, we are taking a few liberties and adding a little home cooking to the Busted Coverage menu.  There is truly nothing more arduous than the period of time between the spring game and the start of fall practice in college football, especially in our conference of choice, the SEC.  Really the only thing to do is grasp at the short straws of news that might come tumbling out of Oxford, Athens, Tuscaloosa and the like…. arrests for pushing massive amounts of blow not withstanding.  But we digress…and bring to you news from around the bourbon and coke circuit:

• Mississippi State is getting a shiney new HD Jumbotron…with electricity running to it and everything.  No word on whether its in color or black and white.

• Do not, under any circumstances, try to strong arm an Arkansas Razorback when on his scooter.  You’ll get dealt with accordingly.

• The prettiest boy in school, John Parker Wilson, along with a bazillion other quarterbacks, was named to the Maxwell watch list.

• Watch who you hit on at your July 4th cookout tomorrow, in Athens, you may get that eye dotted for you.

• Phil Fulmer can buy a few more dozen on his next trip to Krispy Kreme.

• Pat Dye is no longer pantsless.

• Kenny Chesney raises the ire of Corndogs, seeks solace in the arms of Indianapolis quarterback.