Monday was made for shots of Denise Milani in a horrible bikini

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Today’s Dump:

Soccer girlfriend/model let’s the twins breath on holiday [Flatusyahu]

Beckham-Smith-Cruise sword fighting [The Sports Point]

The Luckiest Guys In Sports History: Marko Jaric goes to top [Rumors and Rants]

Tennessee stud recruit Bobby Maze throws down some rhymes [Losers W/ Socks]

How did Cito Gaston go 11 years without a job? [The Meaningful Collateral]

The Jeff Conine All Stars still collecting a paycheck [The Money Shot]

Mushnick his usual angry self [NY Post]

Darren McFadden reveals two kids on the way [NFL Juice]

Ryan Parker strums about NBA pine riders [Ryan Parker Songs]

Goodbye, George Carlin [Ballhype]

Denise Milani needs a steel-belted bikini [Holy Taco]

In defense of smaller boobs [Coed]

A high-class chick from Old Dominion U. [Hottest Girls of MySpace]