Ryan Woolley, right, isn’t enjoying his summer in the Cape Cod League Photo Credit

“Cuff ‘Em” is a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 sports-related morons, but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

• Just another drunken summer in the Cape Cod league. One baseball player is in critical condition after being pinned under a truck driven by a teammate, police say.
• Speaking of DUIs, how about a Tampa sports radio host landing in jail for being boozed up. We wonder if he’ll rap about the arrest like rants about Ced Benson?

• It looks like the cuffs are coming off the college students who stole the baby gator from the miniature golf course.
• We love news of parents stupid enough, these days, to throw graduation bashes where kids are throwing up everywhere and drinking shots.
• Why do we have to continually preach not to buy tickets off scalpers or vise versa? Take this incident at Euro2008 where a gun was pulled during a transaction.