Bonesteele, Fresno State guaranteed at least one award during CWS

If you happened to catch the LSU-UNC College World Series game you know that our favorite CWS umpire, Jack Cox, blew a call in the 8th that cost the Tigers a run and possibly a late inning rally against the Tar Heels.

While the drama was intriguing, it wasn’t nearly as interesting as Sean McDonough repeating the name “Jack Cox” several times while Barry Larkin was probably off-screen slapping his knee, trying not to laugh into the mic.

That got our juvenile minds thinking, it’s time for the “College World Series All-Porn Name Team.”

And our MVP, hands down, is Fresno State pitcher Sean Bonesteele. We see dollar signs in his future and they won’t come from his arm. That name alone would ensure greatness in the San Fernando Valley. And the guy already has his own Web site.

The list, after the jump.

Florida State

Buster Posey C/P

Bo O’Dell P

Fresno State

Sean Bonesteele P

Holden Sprague P

Trent Soares OF

Georgia

Trevor Holder P

Jake Crane C

Miles Starr 2B/3B

LSU

Blake Dean OF

Miami

Eric Erickson LHP

UNC

Garrett Gore SS/2B

Nate Stirz P

Tyler Trice P

Bryant Gaines P

Rice

Jared Gayhart OF/P

Zack Harwood P

Cole St. Clair P

Nick DeBiasse IF/C

Stanford

Adam Gaylord INF

Jeffrey Inman RHP

Blake Hancock LHP