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You spend $5k on new boobs. True, they look good to your husband. He tells you how beautiful those puppies are. But you want more.

There is a burning desire to show off the mammaries to mullet-sporting, hard drinking Harley types.What are your options?

Pick a weekend, pick a Hooters or Harley dealership and enter a bikini contest. We’ll be here throughout the summer to chronicle the adventures with our Monday feature, “Implant Madness: The Weekend Bikini Recap.”

We make a stop this Monday in Gwinnett, Georgia for the Miss Hooters 2008 contest. As you can see, there were plenty of boobs, bronzer and teeth whitener. Congratulations to those taking home honors.

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Our other stop is in Hawaii where a Harley dealership held its bikini contest to honor a lady for fine surgical procedures.
We can see Hawaii needs some help in the hot chicks in bikini contests department.

Wedge problems, just another issue chicks deal with