…unless she has an uncle Louie who has a good baseball bat swing

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Today’s Dump:

2 Girls, 1 Cup: The Tattoo [Tasty Booze]

The 10 worst contracts (for stupid owners) in baseball [Rumors and Rants]

HBO Hard Knocks series with Cowboys will be a must watch [NFL Juice]

We are seeing the return of ‘fros to the NBA [Legend of Cecilio Guante]

Rick Ankiel can throw, well [The World of Issac]

Jackie Chan’s top fight scenes [Banned in Hollywood]

The coolest fish you’ll see all day [Blog of Hilarity]

Athletes get cleaned up for stupid awards shows [Cuzoogle]

Monkeys may have to hit treadmill [Holy Taco]

A classy Florida license plate [Gibbs12]

Today’s Tail:

Chris Fowler speechless at tennis tournament [Don Chavez]

The endless stream of implants continues [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Adriana is yesterday’s daily snapshot [COED]

Reggie Bush continues to tap this [Drunken Stepfather]

Former topless model has turned to Italian politics [Bright Black Internet]

Roselyn Sanchez ready for summer [on205th]

Cricket chicks poster for your wall [MacGsWorld]

Note: This is how you wear jorts [Losers With Socks]

Baltimore Ravens held a cheerleader tryout [Uncoached]