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Today’s Dump:

NFL games in 3D, cheerleaders too? [Sports By Brooks]

Warren Sapp gets close to Rachel Nichols [Don Chavez]

UT fan crushes Memphis for its foul shooting [Losers With Socks]

11 unintentionally funny sports headlines [Holy Taco]

Best NHL playoff beard [Yardbarker]

“My peter is frozen, it’s really cold,” guilty bus driver tells woman [Chatham This Week]

Free sex changes for inmates, Ohio State report reports [OSU Sentinel]

Hugo Chavez orders The Simpsons off television [Tasty Booze]

Blogger dealing with midget who’s after his chick [Brahsome]

Swayze still kicking [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

One of our daily Internet favorite: The Daily Snapshot [COED]

You’ll be hearing and seeing more from this chick, trust us [on205th]

Melissa Midwest really from Arkansas but close enough [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Natalie Pinkham goes skiing in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]

Newly single Jenna Fischer is a hump day hottie [Next Round]

Hottest Penn State chick competition gets rolling [Penn State OTR]

Examining Rihanna’s ear wax [The Paparazzis]