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Today’s Dump:

Le Batard and Bilas get into radio fight last night [Awful Announcing]

In case you missed it, One Shining Moment [Awful Announcing]

Roy Williams doesn’t forget his roots [The Sporting Blog]

In case you forgot, Roy Williams loves Hooters [Don Chavez]

Lou Holtz loves the Gators [Losers With Socks]

Guy needs to learn the tuck maneuver [Brahsome]

This guy must get all the tail [Tasty Booze]

World’s tiniest teenager [Bitten and Bound]

Carrie Underwood and boy toy break up via text [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

Which WWE Diva looks best naked – we like ‘em all [on205th]

Jolene Blalock totally stoked by KU victory, gets nearly naked [COED]

English teacher doubles as dominatrix [Holy Taco]

The Professor of Poon hits up a Tucson college pool party [MacGsWorld]

Just another day, another hot chick [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Paris Hilton, for some reason, visits Montreal [Drunken Stepfather]

Kardashian attends Bongo launch party [Gossip Girls]