Chris Henry likely has played his final Bengals basketball game 

We’re rolling out new features around here at a fevered pace. Today we’re happy to introduce “Cuff ‘Em” a daily look at who’s in trouble with the law. It’s our hope to limit this to 5 morons but it can be modified at our discretion or if there is a sudden outbreak of superior stupidity.

1. Browns should audition cops for Kenny Wright’s roster spot, says columnist.
2. KU police have pretty quiet night, only one battery charge. (Link includes classic photos.)
3. Junior varsity basketball coach gives cop the finger, leads to high-speed chase.
4. Chris Henry probably will have to give up spot on Bengals basketball team. Odell Thurman remains.
5. UK boxing match get out of control. Chairs used in beating.