This chick really seems attached to balls. Photo by Bruno Olvez.

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Today’s Dump:

Huge report on basketball cheerleaders of the Euro League [Fan IQ]

It’s On! Tressel vs. Rich Rod [Cleveland.com]

Brooks heads to Final Four, no word on huge boobed chicks accompanying [SbB]

Final Four teams likely to lose money while NCAA rakes [Dallas Morning News]

Kyle Orton off-season responsibilities other than getting bombed [MacGsWorld]

Baltimore pitcher Rocky Cherry’s mom used to be hot [on205th]

Tebow still tail chasing Idol David Cook [Losers With Socks]

Nasties John Mayer and Perez Hilton gave each other tongue [Holy Taco]

More Florida stupidness, kids have strange thoughts on sex [Blog of Hilarity]

Ozzy and this 8-year-old should tour together [Brahsome]

Is that a guitar in your pants? [Cuzoogle]

Pregnant man goes on Oprah to set the record straight [NY Post]

Porn-style ass slap costs deputy his job [Tasty Booze]

Today’s Tail:

Hulk-A-Mania running wild with his blond, in the ocean [Drunken Stepfather]

Soli Minoli is sorta scary looking with huge boobs [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Hottest gold diggers you’re going to find for the money [Buge Hoobs]

The Daily Snapshot continues to be great [COED]

Woman sues Vikki Secret over dangerous bra [Greenville Online]

Not everything is flat in Florida [Bright Black Internet]