Initial reaction: she’d have to handcuff me to the bed, land a knock out punch and force a dozen Viagra down the throat. Now some of you non-tail getters may be into this two-sport athlete. This on the other hand, takes slapping a thigh to a whole new level.

Would we actually say that to this chick’s face? No. She’d squash this blogger like a grape between her meaty fingers.

Busted Coverage stands for several things in life.

- No chicks heavier than thou.

- If she doesn’t fit in a box seat, she’s too big.

- One hot dog is the limit.

- If she’s more than a 12-pack, go home single.