Jackie wants to show you something (see mystery link in Today’s Tail)

Your daily waste of time trip around the world of sports. And tail, TOO! Have a link for our loyal readers? We drop the dump every day by 9 a.m. Please have links in by 7 a.m. at the latest. Tell friends, enemies, mothers, girlfriends and mailmen. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there.Today’s Dump:

This gets us excited, Gus Johnson ringtones [The Meaningful Collateral]

Team USA softball off to not so hot start, no-hit by Va. Tech [Rumors and Rants]

Isiah, Larry Dolan and Larry Bird walk into a bar… [Blue Monkey Disco Party]

Tebow gives American Idol report, likes David Cook [Losers With Socks]

All the D-II championship news you’ll ever need [Epic Carnival]

Homeless train for World Cup [Brahsome]

New X-Files movie not really a secret [Blog of Hilarity]

Two ladies who like to meet mascots [Cuzoogle]

Today’s Tail: 

Personally sent in via a reader: Adree Desanti [Sqwable]

Blogger reveals the mystery chick flashing boobs (NSFW) [Don Chavez]

Hayden Panettiere gives everyone a look at the toe [COED]

Yes, Yes, Yes! Jakki Degg [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Paris Hilton offending Middle Eastern women [Drunken Stepfather]

Learn something useful at this university [on205th]

Carnie Wilson can really hide that 79-pounds pretty well [Holy Taco]

U.S. report on va-jay-jay’s disturbing [Tasty Booze]

Lala Vazquez showing off the balloons [Bright Black Internet]