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Today’s Dump:
Bears have paid Cedric Benson $1.7 million per TD [Rumors and Rants]
This walrus gets all the chicks [The Meaningful Collateral]
Shawn Merriman’s car goes up in ball of flames [The Sports Point]
Rashad McCants a lyrical genius [Brahsome]
Pacman just wants to be young and party [on205th]
‘Cock QB has off-season issues [Losers With Socks]
50 words women hate [Holy Taco]
50 Hottest Student Body’s [Tasty Booze]
NBA dancer battles [Cuzoogle]
Dubya to throw first pitch to doper? [Sports By Brooks]
Top signs Chris Webber’s comeback not working out [Epic Carnival]
Hollywood couple that is extremely boring [Blog of Hilarity]
Today’s Tail:
Megan likes meeting Hollywood B-listers [Don Chavez]
Chick named Simon Fusco Stratten in bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
Obama gets a piece of Hillary [Liquid Generation]
Obama Girl takes stand against Billary [COED]
Kate Bosworth is a Hump Day Hottie [Next Round]
Speaking of humps, check out Jaime Nicole [Hottest Girls of MySpace]
Stripper to work funeral [Bright Black Internet]
Guess that ass [Barstool Sports]
