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Today’s Dump:

Yet another priceless photo from Duke-UNC [Brahsome]

Spitzer to join Alabama coaching staff? [Gate 21]

Man sues Big Ten, says conference stole idea for Network [Daily Herald]

Radio host tournament in full swing [Sports Media Journal]

The shirt you shouldn’t wear for mugshot [Holy Taco]

Kristy Lee somehow survives Idol disaster [Tasty Booze]

Danny gets the gate, sports blogger reacts [Losers With Socks]

No Fear t-shirt spotted in MMA circles [Cage Potato]

12 baseball rules thou shalt not break [Epic Carnival]

A good way to lose half your face [Blog of Hilarity]

Steve Carell as Tim Donaghy [Cuzoogle]

Today’s Tail:

Emperor’s Club Celebrity Rankings [COED]

Amy Marie could make more money if naked [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Bijou Phillips is always a good time [DrunkenStepfather]

Nicole Scherzinger raises troop morale [on205th]

Yet another reason to believe in global warming [MacGsWorld]

One blond, one brunette [Bright Black Internet]