Alexia Roy (right) needs your support to be Miss Playboy Mobile
We’ve said it before. America is the land where dreams come true. This great country gave us LSD, the Cubs and Hugh Hefner, each known for providing us with unforgettable memories.
Today we focus on the genius that is The Hef™ and his new venture into finding a Miss Playboy Mobile 2008. What a great way for young girls to strive for their own greatness. 20-something ladies see the chance of being plastered on horny rednecks cell phones as a career advancement. We applaud their ambition.
Alexia Roy is just one of numerous ladies aspiring to be Miss Mobile. She’s typical Playboy material. Ample boobs? Check. Parties? Uh, yeah. Tats? That’s why Photoshop was invented. College? Not with this rack. Hero? Barbie. Sexual Status? Swinger.
Round one voting has already started. You have until March 15 to vote Alexia into the second round. Damn, this feels like the 2007 Blogger of the Year Tournament all over again. Maybe Playboy should have bracketed these chicks and seeded them on how many celebs they’ve slept with. That’s only logical.
Yikes, no thank you! She looks 40 in that first pic when you enlarge it. Nice body but the face is busted, especially by PB standards. She could be a big hit in Hustler though.
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Yeah, umm…
LSD is Swiss…
Albert Hoffman to be exact…
Gator,
Thanks for the drug history lesson. You had to ruin all the fun.
Not tryin’ to ruin any fun…
Just think that Hoffman deserves credit for possibly the most life changing invention of the 20th century…
Nice Tits.