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Today’s Dump:

This could be a way to settle Clemens-Pettitte debate [Deuce of Davenport]

Source: Hoosiers To Suspend Then Fire Sampson [Sports By Brooks]

Cal targets tree sitters’ infrastructure [Inside Bay Area]

This trumps a UT punter’s DUI [Losers With Socks]

TOP 10 REASONS YOU DON’T NEED TO CARE ABOUT THE NFL DRAFT [Epic Carnival]

Cast to play the lead in the Jason Kidd movie [Cuzoogle]

Crocodile Bites Off Arm…No Big Deal [Tasty Booze]

Classic Science Fair Projects: Crystal Meth, Friend or Foe [MacGsWorld]

Wolverines Love the Green [Brahsome]

Today’s Tail:

Danielle Mabelle Has MTV Written All Over Her [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Wake Up with Paige Butcher [Bar Stool Sports]

Hot Potato: Rebecca Love [Cage Potato]

Is Myleene Klass The Perfect Woman? [Bright Black Internet]

Jessica Simpson Hates Fat People [Holy Taco]

Vanessa Hudgens may be even more of a dirty girl [Blog of Hilarity]

Daily Snapshots to waste away your day [Coed]

Gene Simmons Sex Tape of the Day? [Drunken Stepfather]

Hilary Duff went out with her hockey boy [on205th.com]

Life Can’t Wait For Leighton Meester [Just Jared]

Mary Carey — Breakin’ Baldwins, Bangin’ Brit? [TMZ]