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Today’s Dump:

Super Bowl XLII: The Beer War [Tasty Booze]

Moron hits power pole, knocks out Super Bowl to 8,300 homes [San Jose Mercury News]

Thank God Lauren Conrad made it home safely from Super Bowl [Gossip Girls]

FBR Open has more arrests than Super Bowl [AZ Central]

Howie Long’s Big F*cking Head [Brahsome]

Check out the Giants fan in the back [Losers With Socks]

Top 12 things you have to look forward to during this winter lull [Epic Carnival]

Tom Brady less handsome than previously thought [Blog of Hilarity]

Today’s Tail:

Natasha Yi first Asian to work on The Price Is Right [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Our daily favorite: Photo galleries you’ll fall in love with [Coed]

Which video of Heidi Montag do you prefer? [on205th.com]

Erin Andrews Wants Me to DIE  [MacGsWorld]

Alice Greczyn Has A Fine Ass [Bright Black Internet]

Elle Macpherson dating a 21-year-old? [So Feminine]

Hayden Panettiere Talks Politics [Just Jared]

Gemma Atkinson holding pint of Guinness [Drunken Stepfather]