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Your daily waste of time trip around the world of sports. And tail, TOO! Have a link the masses need to see? We drop the dump every day by 9 a.m. Please have your link in by 7 a.m. at the latest. Tell your friends, enemies, mother, girlfriend and mailman. All we ask is to add us to your blog roll or drop a link for us here and there.
Today’s Dump:

You stay classy Miami and New England [Awful Announcing]

Eli winning Super Bowl makes Peyton wanna dance [Sports By Brooks]

Miami Vice script plays out in Super Bowl Sunday boat chase, half-ton of pot on boat [Some TV Station]

UMass students forgot you get arrested when your team wins [Some TV Station]

Only 2 NYU students arrested, chant “Boston Sucks!” [Washington Square News]

Swat team called to Super Bowl party after threats made [Some TV Station] 

Fresno women attend Stripper Bowl party, male dancer halftime entertainment [Some TV Station]

Greatest headline you won’t be seeing in NY Times [WhatUpThug]

Today’s Tail: 

Yet another working Hooters chick naked in Playboy doing meet and greet [Daily Press]

Super Bowl weekend party roundup [LAist]

Miranda Kerr should get your week started correctly [Bright Black Internet]

We’ll get back to regularly scheduled dump links tomorrow. Things are still fuzzy after last night’s game.