Alanna swears those are real, but we’re calling bullshit on that claim.
We’ll be away from the computer all day so whatever gets posted was pre-scheduled. So when you see a story posted later today about a Jaguars teen cheerleader, it won’t come as a shock.
When you see JT Bowtie later this morning, you’ll know it’s coming.
Meanwhile, continue debating how the hell Steve Phillips dick didn’t tell him to stop before banging Brooke Hundley.
3 times.
LINKS!
Today’s Dump:
…we get started with Jeff Fisher rocking a Colts jersey – yeah, he wants to be fired [Tennessean]
More shirts that Jeff Fisher has been rocking [Tirico Suave]
Screw it, enough Jeff – G4’s Battle Of Hot Chicks – Eva vs. Olivia [Coed]
Arizona State guard Derek Glasser pimps out his bulldog [The Sports Culture]
Katy Perry is a Dodgers fan, short shorts wearer [Don Chavez]
Refs responsible for horseshit calls in UF-Ark. game get reassigned [Buster Sports]
7 NFL Purchases That Might Get You Into Divorce Court [Unathletic Mag]
Soccer geeks get panties in a bunch over Ochocinco playing soccer in Italy [Big League Screw]
10 Stupid Things Girls Like [Asylum]
25 Sexy Witches. A Gallery. [Holy Taco]
Don’t even look at this chick because you’ll never bone her anyway [Uncoached]
Paris Hilton’s Halloween Costumes Through History [Celebrity Odor]
Steve Phillips could have picked a woman of Sofia’s caliber [CelebSlam]
Tricia Helfer does Maxim, somehow ends up in shoot with Grace Park [UseMyComputer]
Kelly Brook Sweater Puppies [The Beer Goggler]
…and finally, the biggest implants you’ll see all day on BC [The Danza Tap]
