Ashley is a true American treasure with a breast doctor who should be high-fived.

So we watched the Nick Adenhart tribute/celebration in the Angels locker room and couldn’t have been happier.

They poured beer on his jersey. Adenhart died when a drunk driver hit the car he was riding in.

Said third baseman Chone Figgins: “He’s our teammate. We’re allowed to do what we want.”

Yeah!

We actually suggest this type of celebration when grandma has a massive heart attack and the family is somber. Shake some cans of beer and spray them all over her “World’s Greatest Grandma” shirt. You’ll feel better.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get today started with 10 Shirts/Jerseys You Need To Own If You Hate Favre [Angry T]

So the Khlodom® wedding was a complete sham, which is a shame [CelebSlam]

Which leads us to….honest letters to one night stands [Holy Taco]

The proper way to tweet about your coach – Mike Leach=Long John Silver [EDSBS]

Pac Man Jones Twitter: “I Want To Be A Titan” [Knuckles United]

10 Of The Hottest NFL WAGs From Back In The Day [Manofest]

Why does DeShawn Stevenson have Abe Lincoln tatted on his neck? [Hoop Doctors]

YES!!! The Big Mac Panini! [CityRag]

Newsweek wants to test your Carnal IQ [Newsweek]

TV Reporters Gone Wild: CNN’s Sanchez reports from sinking car [Asylum]

7 Funniest People In People’s Court History [SuperTremendous]

Today’s Tail:

Denis Milani “O.D.” [Coed]

Ladies Of The Hills: Before/After Plastic Surgery [College Candy]

This is what 33 & Portugese looks like these days [on205th]

UK trailer trash Katie Price takes kids for walk wearing this [Don Chavez]

Anna Friel goes with “see my boobs” outfit [The Daily Fix]

Where do Staten Island skanks head when jobs become scarce? Florida! [The Danza Tap]

For those seeking some black tail, we have you covered [Hail Mary Jane]

For those seeking an Australian hottie, we have you… [Gunaxin]

For those seeking Asians ….. [DJ Mick]

…and finally, chicks working out which should get your ass in gear [Spewf]