Here’s the dilemma for many men in Burlington, Vermont. Breasts without beer?

The Burlington Free Press has the sudsy details of a Vermont Hooters that will go without alcohol for the Super Bowl for violations occuring last May. It seems a Hooters bikini contest got crazy and state liquor agents were there for the festivities.

The violation report includes a statement from a bikini contest judge who allegedly told a liquor control officer he was “hammered.”

“I am having the time of my life: free wings, free beer, hot girls and the only bad thing is the Red Sox are losing and I have to watch them on the big-screen TV,” the contest judge said, according to the report.

Doesn’t seem like a violation to us. And we always thought Vermont was way liberal with gun toting, microbrew guzzling, hairy armpitted women.

We suggest men of Burlington stay home, get a case and visit our galleries featuring Hooters’ Girl Tabitha Gilley. Trust us, you’ll save money and she’s way hotter than anything you’ll find in Vermont.

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