Posted by J Koot in Nightcapper
Can you imagine if Michael Phelps failed to beat Mark Spitz’s Olympic gold record because the seam down the crack of his ass split while standing on the starting block?
It would be an international blockbuster. The gays would have gone even crazier for the bong hitter.
But poor Flavia Zoccari of Italy didn’t fare so well. Her ass came out of the suit, leaving her in tears and out of a race.
Damn Spandex!
Why on earth was she disqualified when the exact same thing happened to Ricky Berens (who incidentally was on the team with Phelps and went on to win gold)? They should never have disqualified her!