Things that make Roxanne Pallett horny: Eli winning in Big D.

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Today’s Dump:

Message to Tony from Jessica [Perezhilton.com]

Bar owner murdered after fight over Green Bay-Seattle game [The Ledger]

More on the Jenna Jameson stunner [Norm! @LVRJ]

Few days old, but interesting, girl gets detention for wearing Playboy logo [AZ Central]

Another reason Big Ten is in trouble, demographics shift leaves Midwest without talent [First and 10 Inches]

Terry Bradshaw’s daughter is hot and a singer [on205th.com]

Watch Andrew Bynum’s blow out [With Malice]

Fan offers up ’services’ to opposing hockey team (video) [FanIQ]

Fox Sports offers up explanation of who invented soccer: Cavement (with video) [The Beautiful Game]

It’s a nerd Christmas morning today, MacWorld opens to the Apple geeks [Tasty Booze]

Top 11 sports stories ESPN will drive through your skull this week [Epic Carnival]

Today’s Tail (usually NSFW):

Perfect chick for your single fishing buddy [Bright Black Internet]

Jordan Monroe is barely dressed [Hottest Girls of MySpace]

Michelle Marsh is busty and has a 2008 calendar [Slam Dizzle]

Cricket cameraman really likes showing viewers this cleavage [The Hottie Hunter]

I feel we’ve seen this one before but who the hell cares: Roxanne Pallett in lingerie [UK Celeb]