We’re back after a little Lunchtime Lust break. A few weeks off is a good thing. That means we’re coming back with hot women in an attempt to totally screw over you company by wasting its time.

From The LaLa Vasquez File:

Birth Class: ‘79

From: Brooklyn

Famous Quote: “I will marry a large boner with cheese”

Assets: Looks like a combination of Beyonce and Nicole Richie, big ass titties

Vices: Sometimes too full of flava

Known For: Being a crazy Puerto Rican NBA WAG

Lala and Carmelo Anthony have a son, Kiyan Anthony, born in March of 2007. According to doctors, the odds that Kiyan will be a basketball commentator are, “better than Suri Cruise’s.”

You may have figured out who this chick is this week thanks to her threat to cut some Dallas bitches.

And she also used to work at MTV. And pose for sexy photos.

Take a closer look at what ‘Melo gets to sleep with on your company break.