So you think handling a contortionist in bed would be no big deal?

Have at it.

We’re getting to the age where acts with chicks like this would put us on the shelf for 3-5 days.

Lilia Stepanova, a 21-year-old contortionist, is coming to an arena near you to show off her skills shooting a bow and arrow with her feet. Your children/wife/girlfriend will be amazed by her artistic talents.

After reading this post and looking at her photos, you’ll be daydreaming at work about Lilia for weeks.

Former Mets’ farmhand Horace Lawrence and his girlfriend.

Somehow this chick has been on such shows as Jimmy Kimmel and America’s Got Talent and we missed her along the way.

The official bio:

Thanks to her unique show and talent, this attractive and athletic young lady has showcase her great maturity, irresistible personality and sex appeal to audiences around the world and always leaving a memorable impression specially on those who have had the chance to work with her. She has performed in front of NBA, NHL and NCAA arenas, while also becoming a regular feature on the ESPN Sports Center opening highlights.

While that is all very good fodder for her resume, we’re here to get to the real juicy tidbits that BC readers care about.

She’s been posing in bikinis lately and that could mark a move towards a logical Maxim or FHM spread. At such a young age there are still horizons young Lilia hasn’t conquered.

But one notch on her belt to date is she has already made a foray into dating an athlete. Yes, Mets fan, your former farmhand stud (ok, he barely had a career) Horace Lawrence is dating a smoking hot contorionist. If things don’t work out with Horace, there is always the possibility that A-Rod is looking for a chick with performence talent.

Now this wouldn’t normally be considered a WAG in the grand scheme of things. The athlete is supposed to be currently active and relevant. But we’re thinking outside the box on this one and figured that you’d appreciate such investigative blogging.

Now go look at her bikini photos and wonder if you could handle this.

If you’re bored and want to see Lilia in action:

Feb. 9 Milwaukee

Feb. 12 Chicago

Apr. 15 Dallas

[Lilia Stepanova - MySpace]