Update: Mark Cuban apologizes for douchebaggery to Kenyon Martin and family via his blog. Douchebag move or sincere?
Throwing down a modified ‘yo’/shocker combination with ‘Dot Boy.’
He didn’t get the Cubs. His Mavs are marginal.
There are the SEC questions.
But Mark Cuban still has that crazy friggin’ money from the Dot Com era and the debauchery that comes with it.
BC editors were fully aware that a plethora of fun moments existed in the life of Cuban. It’s not a big secret he hits the clubs and has rubbed shoulders with plenty of chicks along the way.
What we didn’t realize was just how many occasions this guy looked like a douchebag.
In fact, there were so many photographs discovered by BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich, it was possible to complete this perspective. Welcome to the “Mark Cuban : 14 Moments of Billionaire Douchebaggery,” visual train wreck.
She got the implants so billionaires would feel them, no?
It’s not that we don’t like Cuban.
Mark is great for sports and the Internet. He parties, we get the action photos and then make fun of the shots. He goes home to his multi-toileted mansion. We complain about the one bedroom, one bathroom 700 sq. ft. apartment with a horrible draft in the living room.
He throws down a ‘yo’ sign with black celebrities. We are so white and broke that our blogger asses would never be allowed into the same clubs.
Mark owns a basketball franchise. We own a fantasy basketball franchise that routinely finishes .500 in a 6-team league.
Mark wears some stupid shirt and throws it in the garbage after staining it with rum and Coke. We wear that shirt, unwashed, to the club next weekend because it’s broken in.
Enough with this madness. Onto the douchebaggery!
“It’s cool, honey, my wife (notice the ring) doesn’t mind if you ride my lap and smell my right pit.”
The patriotic billionaire douche. A man who made his fortune thanks to this great country.
We’re still doing photographic analysis but those look to be a pair of jorts on Cuban’s hambones.
When partying with kids old enough to be your kids is considered a business plan.
As if getting shitfaced and grabbing this woman isn’t enough, there is a ring on that finger.
Special message to Stern and all those bloggers who disapprove of this smokin’ button-up.
Dog tags and that coat scream Jersey. And to think that this was taken on the eve of 2008.
Someone tell us this was a joke and he put on those birth control glasses just for this photo.
When money can buy you black friends.
Yeah, totally cool move ripping off the sleeves to the HDNet button-up. Bonus points for the peacock, “I don’t give a shit,” hair look.
Hot Chicks With Douchebags, anyone?
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Good lord some of these are priceless…
Don’t quit Cuban!!
oh wow. the last one. he pushes the fat on his arm to make it look like it’s his biceps.
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He is the typical “dork” who thinks his money can buy him coolness. Well, it doesn’t. He is a nerd, who is ugly and his wife is no prize package either. She only puts up with him for the bucks, like that is a big surprise to anyone. She would have married a carpet salesmen if she didn’t luck out. His players think he is an a-hole amongst themselves I heard.
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