You gotta hand it to the alleged armed robbery suspects/footballers at the University of Tennessee.
They were getting good gas mileage after leaving the scene of the 1:43 a.m. robbery outside a gas station.
The suspects then got into a 2010 Toyota Prius, which drove away from the scene, DeBusk said. The Prius was stopped a short time later by officers on Neyland Drive after it had been seen near Gibbs Halls.
A Prius! What’s next, they’ll tell us the morons were wearing UT clothing? Oh, wait!
You guys are supposed to give us a heads up when Joba Chamberlain’s mom is facing 20 years in jail and looks like this.
It must have been a special night watching your rich son celebrate, knowing that you’ll soon be a prison bitch. Fox never cashed in on this tear jerker pre-game interview moment.
“Next on Fox…..Jackie Standley, the drug slinging trailer trash mom of Joba Chamberlain, breaks down tonight’s pitching matchups.”
We’re not sure why soccer fans from Aberdeen, UK would dress as sheep for a match on Saturday, but it was Halloween.
On the rail ride home one of those fans was on fire and running through the train as people tried to put out the flames with beer! Police arrested a 23-year-old male for something like either trying to rape one of the sheep or lighting the guy on fire. We’re efforting.
Ahhh, sh!t, yet another female teacher forcing sex on teen students who probably don’t want Andrea Billingsley to be a notch on their belts.
“Andrea L. Billingsley, 31, was arrested at her home on suspicion of forcible sexual abuse, forcible sodomy and dealing pornography to minors, West Jordan police officer Dan Roberts said.”
We’ve efforted her Facebook page but it seems that has been ripped from our grasps.
Look, moms, there has to be a better way to settle differences with the cheerleading coach besides bringing a baseball bat to practice.
(No word on if it was aluminum or wood.)
Mom wanted justice and a baseball bat would get results. Or something like that.
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The continuing saga of Keith McCants and drugs continues. We’ve chronicled his life and arrests before.
Once an NFL stud, the legendary ‘Bama linebacker is now known as one of the most famous crack addicts in Mobile. He was back in jail this week for outstanding warrants related to soliciting a ho and drug paraphernalia.
Fun.
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While people across the Northeast dig out from snow and folks in the Midwest start wearing their fleece, there are those people in Florida who are just trying to get some sunbathing in.
At the University of Florida, one guy decided slapping a chick’s ass while she was sunbathing was the right choice to make in life.
Sorry, brah, that’ll get you arrested.
A couple months ago we told you about a Cincinnati-area teacher accused of deflowering one of her students.
Nicole Howell was a freshman English teacher and assistant cheerleading coach. Then it all came crashing down when a student said the two had been banging.
Enter the police and a trial this week that has been, um, interesting and sorta like a Penthouse Forums letter.
We’re big fans of streaking as long as it’s some foreign chick interrupting a soccer match.
When high school boys at a Catholic school start making a habit out of it, we have a problem. Next thing you know a priest is asking for more confessional time with Chad and the boy ends up mentally screwed up for life.
“St. Francis High School students have been disciplined for streaking at three Saints football games this season, and one of the teenagers could be charged with criminal sexual conduct because of his nudity.”
Buffalo media outlets are in a frenzy this week after news broke of someone ripping off a Thurman Thomas wood carving statue that just made its world debut on Sunday before the Bills-Browns tilt.
TV stations have their senior correspondents on the story. On the radio side you have DJ Jickster claiming it was likely a group of drunk guys with a pickup truck who were responsible for the theft. (Not sure how he came to that assumption considering the thing weighed at least 1,000 pounds.)
Repeat…..DJ Jickster………
