From The Jarah Mariano File:
Birth Class: ‘84
From: Hawaii
Famous Quote: “I love surfing, that’s why I am sun kissed”
Hmm, we’re a little light on information when it comes to Ms. Mariano.
She does have a dog named Slayer and lives in NYC, but she’s from Hawaii and has quite a collection of bikini photos.
Oh, and there is a handbra in her collection BC is fond of.
From The Kari Wuhrer File:
Birth Class: ‘67
From: Conn.
Famous Quote: “I’m the queen of independent video!”
Vices: Film work primarily resides in the Special Interests section of Best Buy
Assets: Nice Boobs,Awesome Body
Seriously, Henry Rollins once dumped this chick via email. How classy!
She’s been in so many stupid indie flicks that her entire body of work seems to reside on VHS and hasn’t been converted to DVD.
That’s too bad because her body is worthy of the pause button.
From The Katerina Stikoudi File:
Birth Class:’85
From: Greece
Famous Quote: “I love my life and my dog.”
Assets: take a close look at that body for an answer
Job: Model, Television Presenter, Swimming Instructor
We’ll keep this one quick: BC would totally eat a greek salad off every inch of Ms. Stikoudi’s body.
Seriously, this isn’t even funny or fair.
From The Natasha Yi File:
Birth Class:‘79
From: Boston (looks Asian to us)
Famous Quote: see her Twitter account for a variety of these
Hobbies: motorcycles
This will be the first of many updates on the hot women who use Twitter.
Yes, you have the opportunity to keep up with the Tweets of women who otherwise would never speak to you. It almost feels intimate until you realize there are about 3,000 more douches who think this woman is talking to yourself.
Natasha Yi Photos (very…small gallery)
From The Noemie Lenoir File:
Birth Class: ‘79
From: France
Famous Quote: “Being sexy is a game”
Ethnicity: black in a Halle Berry way
We were in the mood for real boobs this afternoon. Ms. Lenoir fits our requirements in this category.
The only problem with her photo spread is that shot where she has a buzz cut. Could do without that shot.
Otherwise, her gallery will keep you busy for 5-10 minutes and still leave time for you to surf Maybe You Shouldn’t Buy That.
From The Edith Larente File:
Birth Class: ‘82
From: Montreal
Famous Quote: Doesn’t speak (she’s a ring girl)
Assets: Implant doctor on speed dial
Vices: Barely fitting into UFC Ring Girl bikini top
Hobbies: Skydiving, boating, and most winter sports.
This woman dreams of having a successful career in real estate. Imagine you are house shopping (minus the wife) and go to look at a nice, 4-bed, 4 bath house. Secluded.
You pull in. The agent is waiting for you at the door.
The door opens. There is Edith.
Fill in the blanks at your leisure. Photos that’ll blow your mind, here.
From The Katrina Darrell File:
Birth Class: ‘89
From: Chino Hills, CA
Famous Quote: “I came dressed in my bathing suit to American idol because, first of all, I figured it would set me apart from the crowd, and secondly because I heard it was a crazy audition process and I figured, well, at least I’ll have a tan.”
Hobbies: Radio production, cycling and yoga
You and millions of people around the world watched last night as Ms. Darrell showed her body in a bikini – again. The next logical step for this chick is to get naked, spread her legs and let us see her implants.
Prediction: that’ll happen soon.
SFW photos of Ms. Darrell to waste away the rest of your day.
From The Sara Luppnio File:
Birth Class: ‘88
From: Columbus, Ohio
Famous Quote: “I want to be the biggest porn star without EVER having to f@ck anybody!”
Assets: Those that porn stars usually have
Hobbies: Gay Rights Movement, Animal Rights
You pervs probably know Ms. Luppnio by her screen name, Sara St. James.
Sara only does solo, and has been quoted as saying she never will go Girl/Girl or Boy/Girl.
That is totally cool. Now her grandmother won’t have to chide her for blowing some guy or being in a sex scene with some trashy dike.
It’s really a win-win situation for all involved.
From The Krysten Ritter File:
Birth Class: ‘81
Famous Quote: “I would wear my combat boots on every red carpet if I could!”
From: Shickshinny,Pennsylvania
Assets: Great legs and ass
Ms. Ritter will appear in the upcoming movie based on the porn life of Jenna Jameson.
In other words, you’ll be seeing plenty of this chick down the road. The flick is supposed to come out this year so check you local listings.
We see a little bit of Jameson here minus the boobs and skin that looks like the casing of a Johnsonville Brat.
Photos. Right here.
From The Brenda Lynn File:
Birth Class: ‘81
From: Some town in New Jersey
Famous Quote: (ed. note) You really want to hear her speak?
Assets: Boobs that could feed entire baby population in Darfur
Vices: Shopping
Ms. Lynn calls shopping a hobby and from the looks of things your ass better have a huge credit line with American Express.
Oh, and if you aren’t driving a $80k sports car and living in a $3.5mil condo, don’t even think about this chick.
She has “I’ll rip your ass apart in court,” all over her chest.
Proceed with caution. But it’s still fun to look.
We’re back after a little Lunchtime Lust break. A few weeks off is a good thing. That means we’re coming back with hot women in an attempt to totally screw over you company by wasting its time.
From The LaLa Vasquez File:
Birth Class: ‘79
From: Brooklyn
Famous Quote: “I will marry a large boner with cheese”
Assets: Looks like a combination of Beyonce and Nicole Richie, big ass titties
Vices: Sometimes too full of flava
Known For: Being a crazy Puerto Rican NBA WAG
Lala and Carmelo Anthony have a son, Kiyan Anthony, born in March of 2007. According to doctors, the odds that Kiyan will be a basketball commentator are, “better than Suri Cruise’s.”
You may have figured out who this chick is this week thanks to her threat to cut some Dallas bitches.
And she also used to work at MTV. And pose for sexy photos.
Take a closer look at what ‘Melo gets to sleep with on your company break.
