That right there, fellas, is one wealthy Cougar that will be on the prowl with just under a million dollars in her bank account.
Per year.
Jim Nantz was taken today behind the outdoor shitter and beaten by a divorce attorney. The results? He’ll pay the ex $72,000 a month —-until he dies. And she got the house he busted his ass to buy.
Kevin the Intern says he’d bang it if she’s down for a good time when Purdue’s on CBS . Sorry, Jim.
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Day Three
Busted Coverage helps cut through the clutter on Craigslist to find the best opportunities to enjoy men or woman during the World Series.
“Big Gay Rich’s Greatest CraigsList World Series Sex Fiend Finds” after the jump…
Yesterday’s analysis of Craigslist World Series sex offers was such a hit here that we’ll be making it a continuing series until someone wins four games.
BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich was at it again over the last 12 hours and has some great prose from those who want to “pitch” and “catch.”
Let’s get it on!
“Big Gay Rich’s Greatest CraigsList World Series Sex Fiend Finds” after the jump…
Just Sayin’.
Yes, a very similar post ran on BC about a year ago.
BC Freelance Photo Editor Big Gay Rich keeps pestering us to add the new photos he has rounded up.
Always an equal opportunity blogging outfit, we figured it was time to let Rich update his “Top 12 Steamy Brady Quinn Photos That Drive Gay Men Crazy,” list.
Look, BC is very comfortable with our sexuality. It will be straight Browns fan wearing Quinn’s #10 who will be questioning themselves after checking out this gallery.
Posted: May 25, 2009
Premise of Video: If you’ve seen one Undie Run video, you’ve almost seen them all. Then we came across this video from last week’s SDSU Undie Run where some chick takes a skateboard for a ride and camera guys track her down like a wild pack of paparazzi.
Climax of Video: The start is pretty good where she nearly runs over a dog.
Conclusion: Not much new from the Undie Run crowd. Students mingle in their underwear. Girls scream. Computer geek-types never raise their eyes above the neckline. And the fratties build up their Facebook photo galleries.
Having a circle jerk with the boys this evening?
Elite Eight party at Chuck’s house?
Of course the girlfriends/wives will be all bitchy about their men getting all drunk and stupid over some college basketball game.
Keep them busy with a party of their own. A wedgie bash! [Funtasticus]
This is just more proof that Europeans are way more open about sex than Americans will ever be.
Some soccer player we’ve never heard of before sat down for an interview with some magazine and told them all about his car sex antics including this tidbit.
“I prefer wash and wear leather. One can wipe that off well.”
Playing ‘I’ve got your stadium dog right here’ game
In less than one month a new cottage sex industry has been born – stadium eroticism.
All it took was one woman who cheated on her husband while the Iowa Hawkeyes were stomping Minnesota. Suddenly Lois Feldman is the hippest Cougar in America.
She gets tanked and doesn’t mind taking her 26-year-old stallion to a handicapped stall for a romp that has made her an instant star.
But this isn’t the first time this century where couples have become infamous for ‘doing it’ at a stadium.
In fact, Busted Coverage researchers worked all weekend to compile the “9 Greatest Stadium Sex Moments Of The 21st Century.”
All sports related, of course.
Looks like a logo infringement to us
We’re not sure how Philadelphia Flyers center Jeff Carter’s jersey was selected to grace the naked body of this model. It doesn’t really matter.
The most important nugget here, brahs, is that naked body painting has now invaded the sports world and our researchers are frantically seeking the Maria Sharapova short skirt painted on an Eastern Bloc model.
In today’s example you will notice some sloppy work, says the professional painter.
“I have not painted any model yet that was not fun to work with. Sometimes the laughter and their energy make for sloppy painting but I think this one turned out okay.”
Looks fine to us and we’re sure Jeff Carter is honored. We used to dabble with chocolate syrup and that Hershey’s strawberry gunk you can buy in the dessert aisle. For some reason our art never turned out like this.
Good work, bearklektor.
Have no use for that stupid inflatable penguin you bought for that luau back in ‘03 as a senior at Eastern Michigan?
Detroit Red Wings fan would like to do dirty things to it. As you can see, our research assistants discovered Wings fan, before Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Series, is easily aroused by a 3 foot blow up piece of plastic. Just look at tongue girl enjoying a go at that phallic rocket.
This is just the type of chick who scares the hell out of us. She has that crazy look and doesn’t mind grinding a fake penguin with cameras snapping. She has divorce court written all over that face.
