Another year is in the books for the Mirror Lake swim at Ohio State and the photos of the fun are starting to trickle in.
There are no arrest stories that we can find. Nobody drowning. Nobody cracking their heads open. No nudity that has been sent to us. Yet. But there was a Michael Vick jersey spotted. Below.
Get your asses in gear and send us the good stuff. NOW!
That hot beer ponger (left) has a Superbowl ring. Seriously.
You have no idea how many “Check Out My Gambling Picks” emails get through our email spam filter. Some retard in Muncie, Indiana thinks he’s the next Jimmy “The Greek” and blasts us with ‘can’t misses.’
While we appreciate the enthusiasm of these gambling gurus, the links never include poon. Enter Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor’s new series – Pick Six.
Two words for TotalProSports: suck it.
First things first.
You: Why are those photos of Alizee Paradis covered with Busted Coverage logos?
BC: Because we are tired of being ripped off by a certain blogger who thinks it’s ok to do such a thing. That certain blogger, TotalProSports.com, came to us way back in February looking for advice on how to gain a bigger readership and how to be successful with this blogging thing. So we helped. Night after night. Question after question. Chat after chat. For months. Of course TPS wanted us to give him links so that he could get his site off the ground. So BC, being the nice guys, linked day after day.
And then, suddenly, our posts were being ripped off on a semi-daily basis.
No credit for doing the leg work building posts from the ground up. Finding the photos. Discovering unique individuals. Unearthing models that happen to be hot and have a foot in the sports world. We ordered Kevin The Intern to never link to TotalProSports ever again back in July. He’d burned us too many times.
And then this past Saturday it came to our attention that we’d been hosed to the highest level. TotalProSports took our entire post on Alizee Paradis. All the photos. All the links. And made it look like he did the leg work. Sure there was a half-assed rewrite of the concept. But who came up with the concept while some lazy ass is in bed?
Our post: Nov. 11 (headline)
Alizee Paradis Is Hottest NCAA (Female) Athlete Of The Decade Nominee
And the next day (Nov. 12) from TotalProSports.
Alizee Paradis is One Of The Hottest Female NCAA Athletes Ever
With no credit at all. Then he started a Digg entry with his Eagles7977 account that would eventually go to the front page, which in the world of blogging means a huge pageviews payday. 50k views on a Digg FP is a low estimate of traffic.
Then the post was picked up by the NY Daily News. Then The Chive.
And yet not a single line of credit from TPS. Why are we just now tackling this subject? Because BC writer Art McGregor wrote to us last night pissed off his work had been ripped off. Yeah, we pay him. Actual money.
Isn’t this all a little childish, you ask. Well, yes, but believe it or not there are some unwritten rules in the blogging world. Be nice. Some idiots don’t play ball and then there are hundreds of other guys who couldn’t be nicer.
We have sent a nice young couple to a Vikings-Packers game so they could see Brett Favre. We’ve linked to many, many sites who’ll never be able to reciprocate the traffic BC has sent. We’ve given away awesome Christmas gifts to readers during our FREE SH!T FRIDAY contests. BC has been allowed into readers/bloggers houses. We’ve been given access to a world that was never available to some guy from Ohio before Busted Coverage. We’ve made friends for life. For over two years Busted Coverage has been built on the premise to be nice and things will take care of themselves.
And then an idiot comes along and does us wrong. He’ll continue to do his thing and there is nothing Busted Coverage can do about it. He has his Digg buddies who’ll continue to push his work to the front page of Digg. He’ll continue to pay people to submit his posts to Digg. Again, our hands are tied.
So……all we ask is to continue to support Busted Coverage and visit on a daily basis.
Oh, and how about more Alizee Paradis. Last night we told Art to drop more Alizee on you guys. He obliged. This time we’ve tagged the pics. TPS better hire a great Photoshop guy.
It’s been just over a year since Derek Jeter introduced the world to his latest girlfriend, Minka Kelly, by revealing her at a Texas-Missouri Saturday night football game.
Now he’s a World Series champion so it’s time to turn up the heat by taking her to St. Bart’s and getting in some beach and bikini time.
Let the analysis of the bodies begin. The great folks at talk-sports.net are already theorizing that Jeter could be a C-cup if he quit working out. Others are ripping on him for his hair.
So much fun. Oh, look, Minka has a little bulge in that stomach. Preggers?!?
Megan Fox. Leg raises. Boner.
The news hit us like a ton of bricks. Oprah is finished. In 2011.
To be honest, it caused us to curl up and cry like we were in her audience and she was giving away cookbooks. This black woman has been allowed into our lives on a daily basis and in return humanity has made her very rich.
We’ll miss O and will have to start DVRing the show so there will always be memories of this great lady.
Very sad.
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Today’s Dump:
…we get started with a Utah senator who is tired of gays “stuffing it down his throat” [Guyism]
Glad we got that Ole Miss trip in early – KKK coming to Oxford for rally [Daily Reveille]
You can actually bet on who’ll be replacing Charlie Weis’ giant ass at ND [Dr. Saturday]
Don’t forget your “We Are Terrible Towel” for Sunday’s Lions-Browns game [The Angry T]
Yes! Dreams do come true – former Suns dancer becomes Miss Arizona [Blaze of Love]
The world is full of douchebags and they happen to be Ravens fans who get married [Kissing Suzy Kolber]
In other douchebag news, a soccer player gets yellow card for farting in ref’s face [Sports Rubbish]
Very sad news for Buckeye fans – Stefanie Spielman dies [10 News]
For No Good Reason: 10 Train Wreck Wrestling Promos [Gunaxin]
10 Mascots Being Very Inappropriate [Manofest]
Today’s Tail:
HOLY F-in’ Sh!t! Maxim chicks cleaning a car [Top Cultured]
You Like Hot Chicks Smoking Cigs? Here you go! A Gallery. [Coed]
Your daily dose of Tila Tequila being drunk and trying to strip [Totally Crap]
Lori Loughlin rocking some of that “I’m old & experience” cleavage [Don Chavez]
And on the other end of spectrum….Ciara making us pitch a tent [CelebSlam]
ZZzzzzzz….the latest hot chick with giant cans to pop up on the net [Uncoached]
What about an Asian to get you through the weekend? Elly Tran Ha [Caveman Circus]
Bebestar is a bikini model who can make a car look like it’s right off showroom floor [HGOM]
NSFW: Kayden Kross doing a shoot that tries to be glamourous but exposes some nip [The Beer Goggler]
Weather in the U.S. have you down? Hit the beach where all the ladies are bronze [DJ Mick]
…and finally an awesome gallery of “If Celebrities Were Fat” [CelebJihad]
Busted Coverage reader/resident Florida State Cowgirls afficianado Christian writes:
I was drunk and gonna message her (Cowgirl Brittney Guiddy) but thank jesus I figured out who her boyfriend was before I did that. It’s 6′7” 271 lb Caz Piurowski from Florida State. Fricken beast could snap me but real cool dude, monster on the field.
Well, look Christian, there isn’t anything wrong with sending a hot chick a drunken message. Just change your name, cancel the Facebook account and figure out who’s basement will be cozy for like 3-5 months.
Any animal named Caz has two things on his mind: poon and kicking ass. Hiding and sending him Latvian hookers is always an option. How long have the Caz-ster & The Cowgirl been dating? They are to the “I’ll make sign and take it to a football game,” stage. Yeah, over/under on sexy time times sits at 65.
Then Christian attached multiple photos of Guiddy so that all of you could see what he’s lusting over.
Of course we’ll make you see those pictures after the jump.
Postdoctoral research associate Steve Goldsmith says the lake’s temperature went up 3 degrees throughout the night, and the ammonia level surged. He says body heat could explain the warmer water, but the ammonia likely means one thing: urine.
In other words, close your mouth when frat boys start splashing water tonight at Mirror Lake.
Earlier: 11 Great Photos In Mirror Lake Internet History (like the flashing chicks)
Posted: Nov. 18, 2009
Premise of Video: We figure this was shot during the 2nd intermission because this guy is either seriously toasted or has a mental issue. The arena DJ throws on House of Pain’s “Jump Around.” (That song was released in 1992, by the way. Yeah, your ass is getting old.)
Climax of Video: Well, let’s call him Toby. The Tob-ster gets his ass out of the seat and jumps around. For the entire video. Even through fans making fun of him. Something tells us it was $1 beer night in Cincy.
Conclusion: Toby moved more in that one minute than his video game playing ass has in six months. Kudos to him and get the guy some oxygen.
Busted Coverage Special Assignment Editor Art McGregor is at it again.
He has discovered what we are calling “America’s Hottest College Freshman Cheerleader.”
Say hello to Jackie Chelf, an Oregon freshman who just happens to cheer for the hottest cheerleading team in college football history, according to single BC editors who know such things in life.
To save you a Google search: her Facebook account.
As a sidenote, you also get a glimpse at what four years of UO cheerleading will mean to a woman’s body. Katelynn Johnson will leave school so hot she’ll get modeling offers and a shot at cheering for the Portland Trailblazers.
We’ve been allowed access into the world of Brooke Hundley’s Facebook account and the disgraced former ESPN employee and Steve Phillips bed partner is opening up on the WWL for what she calls “childish antics” and claims the company wants to prevent her from gaining industry employment.
In a thread started yesterday morning, Hundley says that “ESPN has decided to take all my work from the season, my 20 yrs old collector’s edition SI, all my baseball media guides w/ contacts & my yankees stuff hostage.”
That’s right, she wants that SI back, dammit.
Why doesn’t a woman like Jennifer Hawkins ever sit next to us on a plane?
Didn’t catch much in the world of sports last night but kept thinking about the Silverdome up for sale with a purchase price just over a half-mil. Um, that place cost over $50 million to build. Talk about a serious drop in real estate value.
We’ve been to the Silverdome a couple of times. It’s not a horrible place but it’s in a horrible location. As for the idea that the owners will put a soccer team in that hulk, that seems ludicrous. The electric bill alone would trump the 1k or so fans in the building.
Great suggestion: scrap it.
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Today’s Dump:
…we get started with the Bengals cheerleader who clocks in at 41-years-0ld!!! [Deuce of Davenport]
Speaking of old, the Ric Flair-Hogan Australian press conference is old school [NextRound]
Seriously? ESPN ditched this Italian soccer reporter chick? Makes no sense to us [DJ Mick]
Erin Andrews stalker was doing even more stalking than originally thought [CNN]
Seriously Part Two: Auburn has a sideline shitter? [Dr. Saturday]
Here is some bullshit: Passengers flying out the day after Super Bowl will pay $50 surcharge [Sporting Blog]
Great Question: Where the hell did the awesome commercial characters go? [Legend of Cecilio Guante]
Seriously…a Euro soccer dork thinks soaking his ankle in placenta will heal it [Rumors and Rants]
Ooops: 30 Moments That Weren’t Supposed To Happen But Ended Up Funny [Manofest]
Boob Terminology - A Lesson In [Holy Taco]
Today’s Tail:
In Continuing Victoria’s Secret News: the ladies overtake Times Square! RAWRRRR! [Coed]
WAY NSFW! Joanna Krupa’s Playboy nudies leaked [Nerve]
The Carmen Electra Sex Tape Teaser [Don Chavez]
35 NSFW Sexually Charged Billboards That Get Men’s Attention [BroBible]
5 Things Learned From The Miss Universe Sex Tapes [Gunaxin]
Look, honey, with a name like Candy Ace you have to be really dumb and full of silicone [Uncoached]
Leighton Meester. Naughty. Leather. GQ Magazine. [HQ-Celebrity]
Yes! Bar Refaeli in lingerie and swinging from a rope chair [Popoholic]
If you like Latinas in suspender bras named Ana Carolina this is for you [Guyism]
Um, awesome! G4 hires porn star Sasha Grey to visit the Australia Adult Expo, report back [G4]
Boobs and NFL betting lines – pretty much all you need from the Internet [Vegas Gab]
…and a great Christmas gift for the guy who likes to hide a pin-up in his tie [The Bachelor Guy]
