I’d go surfing with Lorraine Nicholson any time.

Colts lost. I know this already. Rub it in my face if you want. I will respond to your comments tomorrow J Koot…I have no time today.

Expecting another snow storm tonight. Exciting.

Send in your links: theintern@bustedcoverage.com

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

Bikini snowball fight? I’m in!! [Ego TV]
The sexiest Super Bowl commercial from yesterday [Regretful Morning]
If you missed the SB then here you go [Guyism]
A guide to Peyton Manning’s facial expressions [Muff Slap]
Mike Milbury assaults blogger [Gunaxin]
Kendra still supports Hank Baskett [unathletic]
Cop Out is a good Red Band trailer [Tasty Booze]
Video game character progression [Chuggin Monkeys]
Jennifer Aniston on Mexican beaches [Anyguey]
Amy Adams can’t get ugly [Holy Taco]
Blake Lively brings back some bikini pictures [Hollywood Tuna]
No idea how Marisa Miller is this pretty [The Grumpiest]

The next time you think your father is just some blowhard that doesn’t know shit, remind yourself of this tale from the U.K.

Here is the premise: The Super Bowl is on TV but pops tells his son to hit the hay and read about it on Busted Coverage (or another site like ESPN) this morning. A drunk driver plowed through the house in the middle of the night when the SB would have been hot and heavy.

“My son wanted to watch the Superbowl and he would have been sitting on the sofa when the car hit but I told him he should get a proper night’s sleep.”

[Birmingham Mail]

Lauren Caitlin Upton may be really dumb but she is still gorgeous.

Welcome to our daily post here at Busted Coverage.

Since  many of you guys are lonely, can’t get chicks and depend on BC to break up your afternoon sessions of Colin Cowherd and PlayStation, it’s time to give you Click-A-Chick.

Even morons that somehow find BC interesting can figure this out.

Move your mouse to a photo, click-a-chick and thank us by coming back every day.

Posted: September 24, 2009

Premise of Video: We’re shocked that this one has only 500 views in 6 months. This instantly goes into our Top 10 YouTube Sports-Related Video Hall of Fame. Drunk Steelers dude tries to get himself onto the roof of some building for a better view of Hines Ward and friends.

Climax of Video: Drunk dude is doing his best to pull himself onto the roof when things go wrong. Very wrong. 40-second mark is when the fun begins.

Conclusion: Head first would have been so much better but we’ll take it. Steelers dude will never forget how epic his Super Bowl parade day was. And he has the scars on his hands to prove it.

‘Sup, ladies.

You couldn’t ask for a better team to win the Super Bowl for bloggers, especially Busted Coverage. Our dream came true.

If Indy wins, the white people parade around the downtown in their Honda Accords and Hyundai’s. You might get some usually conservative chick flashing a boob or two.

Then we have Saints fan who will literally provide us with 6 months of greatness. Mark our words. Three months from now there will be new Super Bowl videos on YouTube. This is just a small sampling of the work being turned in this afternoon.

Have a Super Bowl, Saints, French Quarter boob flashing picture or video we need to see? Send it in.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

Must-do list: get into a flag football game with Marisa Miller and Olivia.

We received a text message from Kevin The Intern earlier this morning.

“Are we posting today,” he asked.

Oh, of course we are. We can’t wait to hear Kev’s response to yesterday’s Colts’ loss that taints that “Greatest Ever” tag on Peyton Manning.

Let us not forget. The guy has one Super Bowl trophy. Will he crush most every passing record? Sure. Did he just throw an interception that will be his final mark on the biggest stage in football? It’s very possible. 7 points in three quarters. That isn’t very “Greatest Ever” like.

Your move, Kev.

As for our Super Bowl, it was spent doing the yearly debauchery of beer kegs, poker tourneys and eating battered food that would make a cardiologist grin with thoughts of a new Porsche. We did win a small wager with a buddy on the coin toss. Heads was due.

And there was the Over/Under on how many draft beers our former West Virginia Mountaineer defensive tackle friend could drink. The line was 26.5. We left the party and it looked like Over bettors were going to cash.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with the literally ‘biggest’ black chick Saints fan – can’t miss [FOTP]

Olivia Munn’s ass was highlight of celebrity beach football at SB [CelebSlam]

Reggie Bush’s other piece of ass shows you around his crib [Deadspin]

This has to be one pissed off Colts fan this morning [Out of Bounds]

Tracy Porter has Super Bowl trophy cut into his hair [Shutdown Corner]

In case you want to see the signs from ESPN GameDay-Illinois [That Fan]

Haven’t had enough football from the weekend? Hot Chicks Holding Footballs [Holy Taco]

Marisa Miller f@cking around with Matt Stafford’s hair [Guyism]

Steve Phillips talking to NBC about banging the ugly chick [PopCrunch]

How to get your woman to dress up in these costumes [Coed]

Guidettes With Implants. A gallery. [Uncoached]

Maybe we posted this already – our minds are foggy – Mila Kunis GQ [Popoholic]

…and finally, something to cheer up Kevin The Intern today – butterfaces [Caveman Circus]

If you are going to the Super Bowl the hopefully you meet these girls!

Two days! The Colts vs. Purdue Alum Drew Brees. I am still picking the Colts by 6. Last night I was watching Sports Center and Donovan McNabb picked the Colts by 17, I think that is way to much.

Lets go COLTS! Go Colts! <—Oh did I mention GO COLTS!

Have a good day.

Afternoon Dump

13 year old commits to USC, you have to be kidding me! [Guyism]
NBA career consisted of 5 fouls in 5 minutes [Asylum]
Minnesota fans just want #4 back next year [Sportress of Blogitude]
Maurice Jones Drew wins Madden Bowl 2010 [The Sporting Blog]
Super Bowl preview: some awesome pictures [The Chive]
Cornell does have a team, a cheerleading team/squad/whatever [unathletic]
Early Super Bowl commercial [Chuggin Monkeys]
WTF: Miley’s 9 year old sister is a sl*t [Turd Ferguson]
The origin of “That’s What She Said” [Tasty Booze]
How safe is it to pick up a bar of soap in a prison shower [Regretful Morning]
Claudia Scheelen’s slender body is great [MenTag]
Kim Kardashian wearing tight black pants [Random Hot]
Dang Stephanie has some big ….. [Reel Pretty]
Girls you actually have a chance with [Double Viking]
Jesse James just likes short skirts, okay? [The Grumpiest]

I think the photographer liked this Amia Miley picture a lot.

Welcome to our daily post here at Busted Coverage.

Since  many of you guys are lonely, can’t get chicks and depend on BC to break up your afternoon sessions of Colin Cowherd and PlayStation, it’s time to give you Click-A-Chick.

Even morons that somehow find BC interesting can figure this out.

Move your mouse to a photo, click-a-chick and thank us by coming back every day.

Posted: Feb. 4, 2010

Premise of Video: Dwight Howard and his baby mama Royce Reed are in a pretty public custody battle so her appearance at a T.O. & Ochocinco pool party is not exactly becoming of a motherly WAG.

Climax of Video: :38 sec. mark. Royce, um, gets low.

Conclusion: Hell, it’s Super Bowl week. She deserves to blow off some steam and whatever else gets in her way. You’ll never forget the 2010 Super Bowl after this video.

Update: Wing Bowl 18 Live Blog at the bottom.

(This was last year’s report but it’s a classic so deal with it.)

If you are into chicken wings, strippers, drunk tough guys wearing Eagles’ jerseys and sporting Jersey accents, the infamous Wing Bowl is your cup of tea.

Personally, we find the strippers to be the party.

The wings are just an appetizer.

Yesterday was Wing Bowl 17 and Super Squib, also known as John, was your winner after blasting down 203 wings.

Kudos to John for ensuring a weekend on the toilet. The real story here, folks, are the women that have made this event a must-see on the East Coast. These hard working women usually slide around on poles and a platform work surface but take one day out of the year to shake it for the drunken Philly freaks.

Welcome to the “18 Dirtiest Girls In Wing Bowl History,” post where flipping a coin in multiple-chick photos is encouraged.

Your 2010 SI Swimsuit issue cover model? Daniella is Brazilian. That’s enough for us.

Well, that should do it. We’re Super Bowl linked out after two weeks of this shit. Now it’s time to hunker down for the first Winter Blast® of the 2010s.

Look, Washington D.C., you better get your asses to the beer store today because the supplies will go fast as men realize locating 12-packs on Sunday will be nearly impossible.

BC has a fun weekend of poker, football gambling and large quantities of booze on the menu. Stay safe.

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Today’s Dump:

…we get started with Salt Lake City Zoo orangutans picking the SB winner [Deseret News]

Well, he’s out of rehab and ready to bone! Tiger back on the prowl [Radar]

Ochocinco wants Tiger to be pitchman for his new condoms [YouBeenBlinded]

The Playboy Super Bowl party used to be fun, now it looks extremely boring [YardBarker]

Kardashian’s giant ass out and about in Miami – no armored car in sight [The Grumpiest]

Flow chart to determine what to do on Super Bowl Sunday [Holy Taco]

DeSean Jackson looking like a lab rat in race vs. Will Brinson at SB [700 Level]

In case you haven’t seen this themed post this week – Hottest SB fans! [Gunaxin]

How many cow hides does it take to make one football? [Last Angry Fan]

Did you know there was a Manning Margarita that is made with alcohol?!? [The Bachelor Guy]

Did you know The Situation and Peyton Manning are in a SB ad? [Shutdown Corner]

Interesting: Plus-size swingers taking over Jamaica [Asylum]

Today’s Tail:

Nancy O’Dell gives Super Bowl dorks something to look at via Dan Patrick Show [Don Chavez]

Girls playing grab ass. A Gallery. [Uncoached]

Ladies licking lollipops. A Gallery. [Coed]

Hand bras. A Gallery. [Maxim]

Hands down the hottest chick you’ll see all day – Veronica Varekova [CelebSlam]

Yvonne Strahovski’s lingerie scene in Chuck is what TV needs these days [Popoholic]

Evangeline Lilly in this dress amongst her geeky Lost fans [HQ-Celebrity]

The Cameron Diaz bikini photos that’ll get you through the day [UseMyComputer]

Geek Sexiness: 20 Celebrity Women As Supergirl [Manofest]

Kelly Brook’s cleavage looking all classy [The Beer Goggler]

Claudia is 23, competed in Miss Belgium contest and has an awesome ass [MenTag]

…and finally, it seems all had fun during Tata Thursday [Funtasticus]